Cristiano Ronaldo

[northendenton]

It's not from today. That's last seasons training kit and AON don't sponsor United anymore. It's been taken out of the context of whatever the conversation was about.

Still funny tho lol

 

[doobyedoobye]

I think getting this over the line suits all involved, especially if Bernardo goes the other way:
City - Sign a proven goalscorer and Get rid of a wantaway player
Juventus - Get Ronaldo off their wage bill and sign a top class player
Mendes - Gets two happy clients

I think this will get done!

Fair play to Mendes if he pulls this off
Bernardo wanted Spain, Juve wanted Jesus, and Ronaldo wants more money than we have to offer IMO..

 

[sir baconface]

If he signs, then anyone using CR7 in posts should be banned, taken outside, shot & their body dropped off at OT

This should only happen to posters I like. Others should be treated less leniently.

 

[bobmcfc]

Not really sure what you're getting at mate.

I've decided you're our ITK on this deal. We need our flightradar nerds now

 

[Blootoof]

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

How brilliant would it be to watch him score at the Stretford end and do that fucking stupid stance he does in a city shirt hahaha the rags would be in bits.

 

[Heidenreich]

Di Marzio says Guardiola wants the Transfer to happen.

Is di Marzio reliable ?

 

[blue cigar]

I'm struggling to recall any player in the last 25 years that I absolutely didn't want to sign for us, this **** is the first. Not a team player and I draw the line at a selfish bastard pointing at his name every time he scores, demanding he take every free kick and not being able to press. He may score a lot of goals but he may not, think about the abuse he would get if he has a barren spell and just strolls around. Fuck him, he's a show pony, I'd rather let delap have a right good go

 

[Dribble]

If he signs, then anyone using CR7 in posts should be banned, taken outside, shot & their body dropped off at OT

If he signs, we couldn't use CR7 anyway, as we already have RS7.... :-)

 

[bobmcfc]

Why didn't your friend tell you the same for Jack Grealish arrival?

I'm not saying this is true but do you want to know why I think people may have been told to prepare for this


Because it's Cristiano Ronaldo. Did you see the scenes around the airport in Paris when Messi was supposed to be going there. It was absolute Chaos. Ronaldo has millions of followers and the media on this would be huge, maybe beyond us if we aren't prepping for it

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

I can vote no (which I have) but still accept this might work out for all parties. The thought of him scoring at Old Toilet and celebrating in front of the Stretford End would boil so much piss that Trafford would smell like a Kippax toilet for a year with added bonuses of Andy Goldstein having a seizure live on air and that fat **** Howson gurning his way to a spell in an asylum somewhere.
That's got to be worth 25 million of anyone's money?

 

[decmancity]

If Pep is serious about leaving in 2023, whatever his thoughts on Ronaldo are (I have only read positive things anyway) then he has to put them aside to bring him in to give us the best chance of going out on top.

 

[Bluemanc100]

I can vote no (which I have) but still accept this might work out for all parties. The thought of him scoring at Old Toilet and celebrating in front of the Stretford End would boil so much piss that Trafford would smell like a Kippax toilet for a year with added bonuses of Andy Goldstein having a seizure live on air and that fat **** Howson gurning his way to a spell in an asylum somewhere.
That's got to be worth 25 million of anyone's money?

Just in case the club are in any doubt maybe we need to start a piss boilers Go Fund Me page

 

[bobmcfc]

Don't think we have enough blue cones for this. This is going to go nuclear like Messi to Paris

 

[ScottSinclair]

Di Marzio says Guardiola wants the Transfer to happen.

Is di Marzio reliable ?

For stuff out of Italy usually to be fair.

For everything else he is hit or miss like most journalists are

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

You never know.. Score 30+ goals. Win Pl and cl and he gets one.

Not playing for City he doesn’t.

 

[LevyBee76]

 

[Clembo]

The advantage of having a Jorge Mendes rather than a Charlie Kane.

‘Super agents’ get a lot of shit (sometimes rightly so) but there’s a reason they’re so superior.

Yep. Think Mendes is pretty well liked by a lot of different clubs too, unlike some of the other "super agents".

Allows him to be able to get deals done.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

I'm struggling to recall any player in the last 25 years that I absolutely didn't want to sign for us, this **** is the first. Not a team player and I draw the line at a selfish bastard pointing at his name every time he scores, demanding he take every free kick and not being able to press. He may score a lot of goals but he may not, think about the abuse he would get if he has a barren spell and just strolls around. Fuck him, he's a show pony, I'd rather let delap have a right good go

Weirdly I agree. He would defo score goals for us and probably be worth the investment but how great would it be to see Delano emerge this year as Phil did last year?

 

[Phil Mitchell Foden]

If he signs, we couldn't use CR7 anyway, as we already have RS7.... :-)

I wish I had an RS7.