Cristiano Ronaldo

[yankblue]

Mendes trying to milk as many frequent flyer miles out of this as possible I see

 

[Mancity0303]

 

[ayrshire_blue]

Can't some **** teach him how to send an email or a fax?

 

[discopop]

How do you explain the helicopter going to the cricket club then?

Mate, Basil De Ferranti used to land his on Newton Heath Working Men’s Club grounds you can’t get more glamorous then that.

 

[jrb]

FFS, just fax it over!!

 

[Rammy Blue]

Lol. Like he has to get on a plane again to deliver the offer.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Interesting

 

[Kippax1973]

Were in,,, we're out,,, in out in out shake it all about....

 

[BlueRockape]

When he signs for the red cunts across the road on deadline day I'll sleep soundly knowing I never wanted him anywhere near our club.
City winning at any cost has never been a thing for me and never will.
Not arsed about how good he is/was, not arsed about getting one over utd fans, not arsed about how he's kept himself in great condition.
I'd rather shit in both hands and sing a rousing rendition of "if you're happy and you know it"...

Enjoy your shit ; )

 

[Cityinmud]

 

[Fordyboy46]

FFS, just fax it over!!

Got to prepare it first

 

[spacecadet]

A good initiation is needed when the lad arrives. Get him cleaning the bogs in South Stand on the first morning.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Don't they have phones?

 

[citizen_maine]

Genuinely does anyone know if we did agree a deal with juve could ronaldo fly in without quarantine etc? or would we likely do the medical media etc in Paris or somewhere similar where he doesn’t have to quarantine?

If he has to quarantine at some point anyway, what's the point in delaying it by going to Paris?

 

[Keith Moncrieff]

Will it be a carry on bag or one that goes in the hold? Can be a pain in the arse waiting at the carousel in T2

 

[roy.or.r]

Is he coming or not? Me banging a random girl depends on it. Can’t even go out confidently until he signs.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

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This is why I said, if we’re smart, we can pay much of the fee by profiting off these two games which will be massive global events (if he comes).

 

[mat]

The cynic in me says this is happening "to bury bad news"

 

[diamond geezer]

Who the fuck is looking forward to Madrid vs Tiraspol ! Also where is Tiraspol?

Moldova, between Romania and Ukraine.

 

[kupest]

Was boring getting linked to Kane. None of the journalists had a scooby. Getting a Portuguese player from Italy is fun. Edge of the seat stuff. The journalism (hilarious at times) and the ride us much more fun than the boring (and still wrong) journalists in England.