Cristiano Ronaldo

[Inter Me Nan]

How do all these so called Twitter itk tweet what’s happening every half hour is Ronaldo’s agent keeping them all updated?

Texting them whilst getting a lap dance on a plane flight Tony Stark style.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Mendes seems to travel faster than time

On the way back to Paris again already after being back to Turin and stopping off in Manchester.

 

[Cityinmud]

eVery Italian news source Mendes is in Paris and will return to Turin to present city's offer.

Skysports Mendes is in Turin and will leave now to Manchester to convince city..

Clusterfuck

According to sky Italia Mendes has landed in Turin. This man!!

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

eVery Italian news source Mendes is in Paris and will return to Turin to present city's offer.

Skysports Mendes is in Turin and will leave now to Manchester to convince city..

Clusterfuck

I remember when Sky sent that idiot Swanson out to Milan to cover the Kaka transfer speculation and he was stood outside the wrong building. Despite the way that all ended up I still smile about that whenever his smug face is on TV.

 

[Goodlove]

Just had the image of Ronaldo scoring in the derby in sky-blue.

I could have been thinking of Kate Upton shimmying on Lucy Pinder, that image would still have reigned supreme.

Just think of their fucking faces, man.

Who, Kate and Lucy’s?

 

[Roy Munson]

Mendes seems to travel faster than time

Mendes doesn't follow the laws of time and space. He uses that weird room from Interstellar to do all his deals. Signs contracts using inter-dimensional gravity waves.

 

[lazerblue]

Maybe Mendes so good at making deals happen because he’s also a mind controller. That could be why he has to always speak to the clubs face to face instead of just emailing. There’s no other logical explanation for flying everywhere.

 

[Колобок]

Just think of their fucking faces

that's no way to talk about Kate Upton and Lucy Pinder. behave

 

[feelymcfeel]

According to sky Italia Mendes has landed in Turin. This man!!

Hes got his own personal warp drive.

 

[the blue panther]

It’s definitely employment law and also a principle enshrined in our legal system.

Obviously I don‘t know the terms of any City player’s contract but there’s also such a thing as unreasonable contract terms. That would potentially invalidate an unfair term, even though it’s been contracted and signed.

I’m not a lawyer, btw, but pretty sure of my ground.

Unfair Contract Terms Act only applies to individuals, not businesses, and I'm sure CR is in some sense paid as a business. Businesses are regarded as being capable of negotiating their own terms, at their own risk.

You're welcome.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’s exciting to be Jorge Mendes in these days — but what about the rest of the year? Lol
Someone needs to make a documentary

He’s like Avi in Lock Stock

 

[asahartford1]

Yeah I think you might be mixed up a bit here kidda. Just so there's no confusion, if it was up to me we wouldn't sign him because I don't want him at the club. As it is I'm just a fan who has no say in what happens so my opinion is just that, an opinion. I've no arguments with those who want him, I can see the merits in why they would.
If we do sign him then I'll carry on supporting City just like I have for the last 40 years. I'll cheer any goal he scores because it means City have scored.
I want us to win every game, I'd rather we did it without him.
Hope that covers where I am.

Don't think you need to justify your support , or opinion.
Its silly season and there are some giddy folk about.

 

[Claytop]

I’ve lost count the amount of likes I’ve given out today!

 

[marco]

According to sky Italia Mendes has landed in Turin. This man!!

we may hear something in a couple of hours

 

[paulchapo]

Formal negotiations always best done face the face. Easier to close a deal, read a room, understand what lies behind the words. Finesse detail and close issues.

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[thereWasATime]

Mendes seems to travel faster than time

Seems to have found the disturbances in the fabric of Space, Time and Gravity.

 

[I'm Blue]

We needed one before he was banged up

True

 

[TCIB]

How do all these so called Twitter itk tweet what’s happening every half hour is Ronaldo’s agent keeping them all updated?

I often get the feeling people talk a lot more in Italy about transfers. Not sure why, just the vibe i get.

 

[Longballutd]

Are you bi-polar?
I can't make you out!

What a dick comment to come out with

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

Who, Kate and Lucy’s?

Insert never-managed-to-look-all-the-way-up-to-their-faces line here.