i kne albert davy
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Even better you're required to do it on a two lane dual carriageway then you can really cause a tailback.
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Hgv tests relaxed by government
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dronefromsector7G
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What about the murdering prostitutes test?
Two Gun Bob
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On the job training : /What about the murdering prostitutes test?
Nellies left peg
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And texting whilst smoking a fag and holding the steering wheel with your beer gutDont forget the "pissing in a bottle and throwing it out of the window" module.
And rolling the victim in an old carpet, before dumping it in a ditchAnd texting whilst smoking a fag and holding the steering wheel with your beer gut
Jung the foreman
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Car drivers also do not need to take an extra test now to tow a trailer or caravan.
Fred_Quimby
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No way. It should be on the A1 - two lanes and block all of them for the next 15 miles as the guys you have overtaken decides that he can go a fraction quicker than you. Oh I do love the A1. The next challenge is driving from Kings Lynn to Newark on the A17 at 40 miles an hour as there are no passing places.Will part of the new test be
"There's a fellow HGV driver, 300 yds up ahead, doing 55 mph. I'm currently doing 56 mph. Shall I immediately pull into the middle lane of the motorway, maintaining my 56 mph, thus causing a tailback for the next few hours until I finally overtake, and move back into the inside lane".
If the answer is yes, congratulations. You've passed (the test.... not the HGV)
They are all excellent tests but I hope they are not doing away with the stealing the valuable package deposited in the back of the truck amongst the crap Drone and Snorky have ordered, whilst overtaking a truck doing 55 mph, having a piss and watching X Hamster one
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Come on mate, you know everyone wants to go into a complete meltdown after reading something [usually made up] in a newspaper, before finding out the truth.They are NOT removing the reversing aspect of the test. When doing a HGV test the first thing you do is the reverse in the centre before you go out on the road. If you don't pass that you don't go any further. If you then go on to fail out on the road you wont have to do the reversing part on any further tests. Thus saving time, enabling them to do more tests per day.
The way people see the shit the papers make up about City, yet then believe everything they read in other news, is hilarious on this site. The Politics and Transfer forums are filled with lunatics doing that.
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Along with the speed carpet measuring test for the body.What about the murdering prostitutes test?