United Thread - 2021/22

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jrb said:
We all knew it.

The Piss Can has confirmed it.

The sooner he f*cks off permanently, the better.

Sir Alex Ferguson has confirmed he did play a part in convincing Cristiano Ronaldo to return to Old Trafford.

The legendary former Manchester United manager is understood to have phoned the Portuguese star personally to urge him to return to the Red Devils, 12 years after leaving for Real Madrid, which he did in August.

And Sir Alex revealed he and others pulled out all the stops to ensure Ronaldo's homecoming.
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Think paying Juventus a fee and 500k net a week what swayed him bacon!
 
Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese said:
It's hilarious that the rags love him so much. They should despise him really for just using them as a stepping stone, and now as a cash cow.
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Rags fans have always been fickle. It's only a couple of months ago the green and gold clad wankers were burning shirts and calling for the Glazers to be ousted.
 
Unfortunately the Portuguese bellend does give them the fear factor, especially against the lower half fodder that they’ve traditionally struggled against in the last few seasons.

Also did you notice the green and gold brigade have now completely disappeared and are all back head to toe in Red, fickle muppets.

they’ll still concede every game though as the keepers shite and Varane doesn’t fix that defence on his own, a few injuries from that first XI and they’ll fall off as their bench is weak.
 
we are the east stand said:
Unfortunately the Portuguese bellend does give them the fear factor, especially against the lower half fodder that they’ve traditionally struggled against in the last few seasons.

Also did you notice the green and gold brigade have now completely disappeared and are all back head to toe in Red, fickle muppets.

they’ll still concede every game though as the keepers shite and Varane doesn’t fix that defence on his own, a few injuries from that first XI and they’ll fall off as their bench is weak.
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Verane’s worse than Slabhead, we tore him a new arsehole twice last year in our games with Madrid
 
we are the east stand said:
Unfortunately the Portuguese bellend does give them the fear factor, especially against the lower half fodder that they’ve traditionally struggled against in the last few seasons.

Also did you notice the green and gold brigade have now completely disappeared and are all back head to toe in Red, fickle muppets.

they’ll still concede every game though as the keepers shite and Varane doesn’t fix that defence on his own, a few injuries from that first XI and they’ll fall off as their bench is weak.
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The signings they've made should comfortably turn half of those draws from last year into wins. If we are to retain it won't be done with 86 points so the margin for dropping silly points is much less. Hopefully we do this by putting more chances away as well as taking points off of the teams around us.
 
KingRuben said:
Seeing them lot joining in with the SIU celebration, the plane banner and the whole Ronaldo show has made me SO glad we didn’t sign him, can’t believe I even entertained the idea. It’s an embarrassment.
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He would have been told it wasn’t all about him if he came to us. United are over indulging to desperately try and make everyone forget he actually wanted to sign for City.
 
ninjamonkey said:
Green and gold scarfs yet spent top dollar( and it likely is dollars) for the new united shirt with printing and the fucking champions league badges too no less. If ever a simple picture epitomised united fans it's this.
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They’re fucking clueless that fanbase.

“Mancs not Yanks” while wearing a NY baseball cap
Green and yellow scarves while wearing the kit
“Boycott all our sponsors” signs held up at their protest in the Summer while wearing the kit or Adidas trackies.
Non-Mancunian Rags calling City “Citeh” because they don’t like our Mancunian accent
Walking down Wembley away in 2011 and being called “facking Manc cants” by a load of Cockney Rags
 
I honestly have no idea what this siu thing is or what it means and I don't really care but you know how shouting "oooo you're shit ahhh" at the keeper during goalkicks is just about the worst most cringeworthy thing a fan can do, well grown men shouting that is about 10 times more noncey.

Psychedelic Casual said:
They’re fucking clueless that fanbase.

“Mancs not Yanks” while wearing a NY baseball cap
Green and yellow scarves while wearing the kit
“Boycott all our sponsors” signs held up at their protest in the Summer while wearing the kit or Adidas trackies.
Non-Mancunian Rags calling City “Citeh” because they don’t like our Mancunian accent
Walking down Wembley away in 2011 and being called “facking Manc cants” by a load of Cockney Rags
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Yeah but, they have more likes on Instagram mate. All size, quality and value of a club is determined by that metric.
 
Blueknows said:
It's only a few weeks ago they were also burning ronaldo shirts calling him a past it mercenary
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And now they cheer the rapists goals.

Brain dead, knuckle dragging, fuckwits.

A copper once told me everytime United play there is a massive upturn in calls to 999 reporting domestic abuse. Win or lose. Rag cunts in a nutshell
 
ninjamonkey said:
Green and gold scarfs yet spent top dollar( and it likely is dollars) for the new united shirt with printing and the fucking champions league badges too no less. If ever a simple picture epitomised united fans it's this.
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The irony was only bettered with a “Yanks out” banner whilst wearing NY cap ffs.
 
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