Super bland you say? Kind of sums up the issue better than i did. I console myself with the knowledge that Jesus loves me more that i am not eating all creatures great and small now. I'm practically a saint now, not one with a day to myself, but getting there.I have recently been trying to cook a passable Pad Thai and tofu was part of the recipe that seemed to work the best. Bloody delicious I tell you.
Tofu is super bland but will take on other flavours so make of that what you will.
I'm good thanks.I will take up your case you poor, deprived, put upon ****. I'm fucking aghast at the injustice at large here.
How are you? I mean, how are you within yourself? Sending hugs to keep you warm.
Fucking proud of you. Thats the attitude that made this country great.I'm good thanks.
Keeping myself warm with drinking the first class coffee and a bacon cob.
Pay with a card?You sound like me when I'm back over there. Walk around all day throwing fivers and tenners at everyone only to be unable to walk home without my jeans being around my ankles due to the weight of the coins in my pockets.
If I ever got mugged I could drop my drawers and use them as a lethal weapon.
Pay with a card?
Wtf’s a Bacon cob ?I'm good thanks.
Keeping myself warm with drinking the first class coffee and a bacon cob.
Bacon BarmWtf’s a Bacon cob ?
Thought you were talking about sweet corn.Bacon Barm
its a muffinI'm good thanks.
Keeping myself warm with drinking the first class coffee and a bacon cob.
My dealer carries a card readerAlways need a bit of cash to buy weed and spice.
I once saw one chugging along the road with his dog on the lead. The lead was so long that the dog was in the middle of the road.People who go on main roads in their mobility scooter. 1 spotted today on the A19. Not even on the hard shoulder.
The age old question mate, why can't they talk to each other.Digging up the road.
A road was closed here for over a week as it was resurfaced, its approximately a mile stretch.
They did a good job nice and smooth. 3 days after it open the water company closed it again and dug right across the road to join a new build up.
Now there is a nice lump across the road where they have refilled it.
Makes you wonder why this couldnt have been done before the resurfacing or at the same time.
Or when I am listening to music, I don't mean in the background any old stuff, I mean listening to music.Why does my wife have to start talking constantly when I am on the last few pages of a book. She also does the same whilst getting to a vital part of a film we are watching and then when it gets to the end says "I dont get this at all".
And if anyone so much as rustles a bag of sweets at the cinema she goes mental but feels the need to constantly talk whenever I am trying to concentrate.Or when I am listening to music, I don't mean in the background any old stuff, I mean listening to music.
I have a love of Malteesers. I dont care what anybody thinks about that, its how I roll, but here's the thing. If you buy a box and open it up, its never filled. Its about 20 short of a full box and it fucking infuriates me. I'm angry now just thinking about it. Come on Malteeser makers, fill the fucking box you tight cunts. Add a few pence to the price if you must, but fill the box.