United Thread - 2021/22

[Gingers Dad]

First time I've watched either team this season and wasn't impressed with either. Although Everton were missing a few and Gray is a good buy. Swap managers and the Rags would win although it wouldn't be pretty.

 

[crazyg]

We want them to go down let them feel what it’s like to be irrelevant to everyone else when your old rivals are battling it out for Europe and league titles,but if these fuckers were ever close to relegation absolute huge favours would be called in to avoid it happening,or rule changes brought in ..

Been there, seen that. The problem is/was that the media still glorify them more than any other club. When they went down in 1973/74, they were still on MOTD more than any other club whilst playing in Division 2.
Anyway, that preamble is always a good excuse to show the video clip below! ;-)

 

[Gingers Dad]

we all know why ole will stay in the job because sacking fergie after his 2nd stint as manager will the end the dream he was a good manager in the first place

Ferguson looks like he can't dress himself these days never mind being an undercover manager. He's probably wondering why Ronaldo is playing up front without Wayne

 

[bennyboy]

Still at the wheel.

 

[JASR]

Make way for Noddy (NODDY!)
He toots his horn to say, beep, beep, beep,
Make way for Noddy (NODDY)
Come on out and Play.

Make way for Noddy (NODDY)
Shout a big Hooray,
Let get ready, and steady (GO) its a happy day,
Noddy's on his way!!

Make way for Noddy (NODDY)
He's driving in his Car, beep, beep, beep,
Make way for Noddy (NODDY)
Toytown Relegation can't be far,

Make way for Noddy (NODDY)
Shout a big Hooray,
His bell is ringing and singing
It's a happy day
Noddys here, MAKE WAY!

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Ferguson looks like he can't dress himself these days never mind being an undercover manager. He's probably wondering why Ronaldo is playing up front without Wayne

Probably thinks thought that he has just sold him to Madrid and can't understand why Madrid still haven't come to collect him.

 

[ancoats]

its the best British soap opera ever and i love watching ? wonder if they can bring back george best from behind the shower curtains

 

[Grassland Blue]

This table has the First-In-Class Show Pony as bottom of the pressing pile. Quelle surprise. Ferrán’s inclusion should be tempered by the fact that most of his minutes came against Arsenal and Norwich. You don’t need to press a team if they haven’t got the ball. Greenwood’s in the mix too for workshyness. The only wonder is why they’re not getting turned over week after week.View attachment 27418

The reason why the scum are not getting turned over week after week is because too many clubs are in awe of them.
If these clubs take the lead against 'the mighty reds', because they can't quite believe it, instead of continuing doing what they had been doing to get in front (or level if behind), they change things and go all defensive.
Too many bottle job managers show deference, allowing the scum to regain momentum and snatch an undeserved point or win.
NEVER let the rats wriggle free by showing them any respect whatsoever!

 

[Shaggy]

Good job it wasn't a ball from the 1960s - that would really have hurt the soft cheating sod.

 

[lonestay]

when was the last time he made a sub on 55 mins when they were winning to take off a player who grafts and replace him with one who’s a statue ?

horrendous sub and solely done cos it was Ronaldo

He’s a 500k a week problem and I’m loving it

BT zoomed in on him sat on the bench at just the wrong moment, or right moment depending on your point of view, and you could see him virtually telling the bus driver to put him on .I actually commented on it in the prem match thread yesterday.

 

[birch villa]

BT zoomed in on him sat on the bench at just the wrong moment, or right moment depending on your point of view, and you could see him virtually telling the bus driver to put him on .I actually commented on it in the prem match thread yesterday.

It's just brilliant

 

[bennyboy]

They seem to forget they were winning until he came on.

 

[jimharri]

What a despicable ****.

 

[asahartford1]

What a despicable ****.

He could have been killed.

 

[Brodymcfc]

Better than watching coronation street watching this unfold.
United are now stuck with a 36year old goal hanger who has been shoe horned into the system just to stop Man City from signing him. He’s upsetting the dressings room that’s evident with Greenwood refusing to pass to him and Bruno now missing penalties under the pressure. They talk about Ronaldo sulking at the end of the game as being a winning attitude when in reality it will just piss the other players off as they are grafting 10 times harder yet he just sits in the box expecting everyone else to do the work while moaning and getting paid 500k a week. It’s turned into a circus of a show and I am loving it.
Bet he’s regretting bringing his family back to rainy Manchester. He could of been relaxing in the sunshine playing easy opposition in a joke of a league, yet now he’s getting humiliated by Townsend and Aston Villa fans mocking his SIUU celebration

 

[Stoned Rose]

This table has the First-In-Class Show Pony as bottom of the pressing pile. Quelle surprise. Ferrán’s inclusion should be tempered by the fact that most of his minutes came against Arsenal and Norwich. You don’t need to press a team if they haven’t got the ball. Greenwood’s in the mix too for workshyness. The only wonder is why they’re not getting turned over week after week.View attachment 27418

The lazy ****.

Jim Royale does more trips to the fridge and back.

 

[baggy]

Really ? What a knob !

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Ronaldo has his own face on his shinpads.

The prick has got an over developed sense of self-importance and a massively underdeveloped sense of how much of a **** he is.

I have my own face on a t-shirt. And I think you're bang on the money.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Why is there a giant pulsating phallus rocketing towards him like a torpedo?

 

[axlgod]

That must be photoshopped - surely?

Unfortunately not, I watched the game and could not believe my own eyeballs.

that is 100% real.