United Thread - 2021/22

[birch villa]

BT zoomed in on him sat on the bench at just the wrong moment, or right moment depending on your point of view, and you could see him virtually telling the bus driver to put him on .I actually commented on it in the prem match thread yesterday.

It's just brilliant

 

[bennyboy]

They seem to forget they were winning until he came on.

 

[jimharri]

What a despicable ****.

 

[asahartford1]

What a despicable ****.

He could have been killed.

 

[Brodymcfc]

Better than watching coronation street watching this unfold.
United are now stuck with a 36year old goal hanger who has been shoe horned into the system just to stop Man City from signing him. He’s upsetting the dressings room that’s evident with Greenwood refusing to pass to him and Bruno now missing penalties under the pressure. They talk about Ronaldo sulking at the end of the game as being a winning attitude when in reality it will just piss the other players off as they are grafting 10 times harder yet he just sits in the box expecting everyone else to do the work while moaning and getting paid 500k a week. It’s turned into a circus of a show and I am loving it.
Bet he’s regretting bringing his family back to rainy Manchester. He could of been relaxing in the sunshine playing easy opposition in a joke of a league, yet now he’s getting humiliated by Townsend and Aston Villa fans mocking his SIUU celebration

 

[Stoned Rose]

This table has the First-In-Class Show Pony as bottom of the pressing pile. Quelle surprise. Ferrán’s inclusion should be tempered by the fact that most of his minutes came against Arsenal and Norwich. You don’t need to press a team if they haven’t got the ball. Greenwood’s in the mix too for workshyness. The only wonder is why they’re not getting turned over week after week.View attachment 27418

The lazy ****.

Jim Royale does more trips to the fridge and back.

 

[baggy]

Really ? What a knob !

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Ronaldo has his own face on his shinpads.

The prick has got an over developed sense of self-importance and a massively underdeveloped sense of how much of a **** he is.

I have my own face on a t-shirt. And I think you're bang on the money.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Why is there a giant pulsating phallus rocketing towards him like a torpedo?

 

[axlgod]

That must be photoshopped - surely?

Unfortunately not, I watched the game and could not believe my own eyeballs.

that is 100% real.