Stupid little things that bug you

The need to have to wipe your arse in this modern area.
You would think with all the technology we have today that we still would'nt be having to do what cavemen did bygones ago.


only came to me this morning how primeval we are
 
Man-chester copperpot said:
You’ve done your big shop, full bags of shopping hanging around your hands and wrists!
Your leaving the store, your balancing and you feel the bags stretching ready to break.
I’m right handed and have slightly less bags on my right arm so i can just about adjust to reach in my pocket for my car keys to open the boot.
50/50 chance the keys being in my right hand jeans pocket which would be perfect!
But no, i’m doing a juggling act and the little fuckers are burried 20ft deep beneath my wallet in my left hand jeans pocket!
FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Why the shitting hell are they always in that pocket when my arms are about to fall off.
God, just this one time ever, i wanted them to be in my right hand pocket.
All bags had to be placed on the car park floor and obviously some topple over and bits fall out BASTARD BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!
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How the fuck have you got to your age without having a set system for the items you need in your pockets?
 
Kippax77 said:
The need to have to wipe your arse in this modern area.
You would think with all the technology we have today that we still would'nt be having to do what cavemen did bygones ago.


only came to me this morning how primeval we are
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Cavemen didn't wipe their arse and neither would I if I didn't get funny looks at the butchers.
 
Cellarite said:
How the fuck have you got to your age without having a set system for the items you need in your pockets?
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A set system for items in my pockets?
I’m not going through an airport check-in, i’m going to Asda - once i’ve made sure i’ve parked within the lines and i’ve got my bags-for-life my mind wonders.
I would honestly lose my bollocks if they weren’t in a sack!
 
Kiss this guy said:
People at self service checkouts who don't bag their shopping straight away and instead wait until they've paid and then stand there for 5 minutes bagging it all up. Also, on a related note, the maniacs who put all their un bagged shopping in a trolley and then transfer it all, still unbagged, item by item, into their boot. Absolute wierdos.
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This might be the winner of smallest things to get irate about on this thread.

Hate the people who tut or act impatiently at the tills. How long does it take for you to go around the supermarket and you have to be impatient for the last few minutes at the end. Especially the cunts that haven't been in a long queue and saunter up at the end expecting not to wait.

Go to another till or shut up and don't act a ****. There's plenty of options in numerous supermarkets where you can scan whilst you shop if you don't want to wait in queue. Ironically enough I saw some **** doing this directly into his bags but walking with family with him alongside his small trolley at snail's pace and clogging up aisles.

Oh and the cunts that stand across the aisle as if they are gazing at a piece or art rather than looking for an item on the shelf blocking a space designed for two people to pass either side without issues.

Yes, it's annoying being behind people who are particularly slow, I was behind someone trying to use half a dozen vouchers and needing the assistance of staff on a self-checkout in a busy Morrison's in Camden once, but tutting and acting irritable wouldn't have made her any quicker.

Didn't get an item I put on the belt and got overcharged on number of loose veg because a couple were acting impatiently and the checkout guy rushed it out.
 
Fode N The Hole said:
This might be the winner of smallest things to get irate about on this thread.

Hate the people who tut or act impatiently at the tills. How long does it take for you to go around the supermarket and you have to be impatient for the last few minutes at the end. Especially the cunts that haven't been in a long queue and saunter up at the end expecting not to wait.

Go to another till or shut up and don't act a ****. There's plenty of options in numerous supermarkets where you can scan whilst you shop if you don't want to wait in queue. Ironically enough I saw some **** doing this directly into his bags but walking with family with him alongside his small trolley at snail's pace and clogging up aisles.

Oh and the cunts that stand across the aisle as if they are gazing at a piece or art rather than looking for an item on the shelf blocking a space designed for two people to pass either side without issues.

Yes, it's annoying being behind people who are particularly slow, I was behind someone trying to use half a dozen vouchers and needing the assistance of staff on a self-checkout in a busy Morrison's in Camden once, but tutting and acting irritable wouldn't have made her any quicker.

Didn't get an item I put on the belt and got overcharged on number of loose veg because a couple were acting impatiently and the checkout guy rushed it out.
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You're winding me right up you fucker.....
 
Passing this on the bus a few times a week and not knowing what it is:

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It’s outside Wythenshawe Hospital, by the bus terminus.

Is it an ancient standing stone or something?
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
Passing this on the bus a few times a week and not knowing what it is:

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It’s outside Wythenshawe Hospital, by the bus terminus.

Is it an ancient standing stone or something?
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Memorial stone was my first thought, Google lens agrees. Might be markings or a plaque on other side that confirms this if you get out and have a look.

Hospital was built on site previously used as a sanatorium so might be to do with that.
 
Man-chester copperpot said:
YouTube fucking adverts.
1) There’s 1 or 2 at the beginning of whatever you watching, then 1 in the middle and 1 right at the end!
2) When you have a shite signal, the video will buffer but all 16 adverts play fine.
3) The company’s themselves who pay YouTube to advertise…..what a waste of money you absolute Dossers….most people skip adverts without watching them or put the tv/phone on silent, turn away for 30 seconds until the shite has ended
4) know your audience, if my 4yr old daughter is watching a childrens slime video, she isn’t in a position to buy a new Saloon 4x4 car or apply for a credit card
5) I think i’ve over done it with 5
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Vanced is the way forward
 
Man-chester copperpot said:
A set system for items in my pockets?
I’m not going through an airport check-in, i’m going to Asda - once i’ve made sure i’ve parked within the lines and i’ve got my bags-for-life my mind wonders.
I would honestly lose my bollocks if they weren’t in a sack!
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Don't let him bully you I have the exact same problem. Why the fuck would I put my keys in my left pocket? I remove the ignition key with my right hand so.......
 
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