United Thread - 2021/22

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That’s was Howard Kendall management style get the lads pissed up! Wouldn’t work now though majority of players are all tea total.
Just shows how much people in "The utd family" know about modern football.

They are literally turning in to Liverpool. I.E. banging on about their past
 
I make it 6 managers in 8 and a half years?

Is this the new Utd way?
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For anyone who wanted fake ron signing by us just look at the impact he’s had at these cunts. Of course he’ll always score a few, but just look at the ****, forever glaring snd throwing his hands in the air, seems to have caused the cunts around him to put less effort in, an absolutely vile rancid bad apple, just imagine the effect he’d have had on our team ethic and pressing. However many he’d have scored would have been irrelevant, the negatives are so much greater, absolute bullet dodged, the grade A **** is where he belongs, at a grade A **** club

Symbolic of everything which is wrong with the club - the basis of which would need to be ripped up and completely rebuilt if it wasn't such a cash cow.

The " management " have totally exploited the commercial markets in order to bring in massive amounts of money - which of course was the attraction for the Glazers. T

Thankfully the greed of the Govan Bully helped to open the door for the Glazers with the Rock of Gibralter fiasco , when he was out-bullied by more powerful men than himself - absolute karma .

Now his influence in bringing back the ego driven Ronaldo as another " vanity project " looks like helping to unravel an already mis-matched team on the pitch.

A club run by cunts for weak-minded supporting cunts - a perfect scenario.
 
Pleased Conte got the Spuds job , he was th eonly available manager who could turn it around at the Swamp the rest of the candidates either do not have Premier league experience or like Bodgers will not be given a chance because of his Dipper connections.
Whoever takes over the poison chalice will have to get rid of Fakeronaldo and some other big ego's in the dressing room , they might think they are the biggest club in the world but several of their players think they are bigger than the club.
There will be a new manager bounce and then a slumpmback to the europa league level , it will take another 2/3 years and £500m , for them to be anywhere near the elite level we have achieved . A lot of us have suffered at the hands of their vermin , plastic support for decades so what a great time to be a City supporter , post Baconface they have been a joke of a football club. Biggest club in the world ? , Perhaps they should concentrate on conquering Manchester first.
 
As a City fan who's a FOC. Part of me feels I should sympathise with them. Then I remembered the shit I had growing up from plastics at school and in the real world. The arrogance, and the banner.


Drink it in blues. What will piss them off more is not to ram it down their throats like they've done to us. It confuses them to fuck to pretend to empathise with them. They expect us to treat them they they did us.

Don't be a rag. Acknowledge their faults whilst chuckling to yourself quietly. We feel their hurt as pain as we've been there. They haven't. Treat them like they need charity, whilst feeling satisfaction inside that the tables have turned and they don't like it. As an FOC I know this won't last forever. And I won't preach about the glory days and feel we deserve our place at the top table. We will make history, but In a good way.
I’ve tried , really tried but I just can’t help myself
 
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You need to up your interviewing technique, may I suggest this line of questioning.

Are you a fully qualified plaster?

YES

Have you glowing references, pictures of your work?

YES

Are you Man Utd fans

YES

Miss Moneypenny, send in the next potential employee.

ER

Why are you still sitting there? Go away, no job for rags here.
I got a CV through for a van drivers job I was offering, very much a person point of contact role. His CV claimed he was a life long Uni....BIN. Gave the job to a guy who hated people.
 
In 2014, at the end of Crystanbul, Neville put on a fake sorrowful face and said, looking over at the scouse contingent, basically, those fans are really sad because they know they had their chance, and it could be many years before Liverpool are back in the mix. Well, like it not, Liverpool regrouped, although it took a few years. Although if Liverpool had not got Klopp, I do find myself wondering about that.
But I now genuinely believe that United will be out of it for years and years. Oh, they'll win the odd league cup or F.A. cup from time to time. They won't be relegated again, as we had the pleasure of relegating them in 74. I'd truly love to see it, but it simply won't happen. But I genuinely don't believe they'll be seriously challenging for either the league or the CL for many years to come.
 
Brendon is nailed on for the gig.

A complete self obsessed narcissist who will do nothing but say how special the club is, how special the fans are, how wonderful it is to finally realise a dream of managing the worlds biggest club, etc etc etc…….

Bet he can’t wait to sink his teeth into the job ;-)
 
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