United Thread - 2021/22

[bluethrunthru]

how long before he wrecks it

 

[jrb]

Rag Nick. :-)

 

[cheekybids]

i hope to fuck every single word of that is true mate, but if they actually get rid of these leech owners at some point they will be back to compete, i really hope its the hope that kills them

& who would buy them from the leach owners?

US corporate - no difference
Wealthy individuals - why pay $3b with the state it’s in & need to invest billions
Fan ownership - they’d fck it up

 

[Inter Me Nan]

how long before he wrecks it

 

[johnnytapia]

This latest **** is their 4th or 5th choice.

He’s basically that chubby 6/10 bird you end up with on a night out when you’re 19 and 9 pints pissed as there’s fuck all else left and you need to empty your balls.

His real name is probably Claire and he probably has stretch marks from the twins he had when he was 17.

6/10 was what you aimed for at the beginning of the night. 0.6 by the end.

 

[Viking blue]

Ralf Rangnicks Rags

More like Ralph Wigam

 

[Tuearts right boot]

How long before SORN..???

 

[ysmsa]

Especially if you're freezing your bollocks off and failing in Moscow !

One of the few Germans to make it to Moscow!

 

[Stoned Rose]

6/10 was what you aimed for at the beginning of the night. 0.6 by the end.

I always aimed for the 10s and 9s and usually ended up with a good solid 8 tbf mate.

On one or two dark occasions it had to be a 6 though.

 

[ysmsa]

Ditto. He seems to have had no playing career to speak of and mixedmanagerialcareer. He does seem well regarded. I have 3 questions.
If he is so good what's doing in Russia. Have nitid paid out his l Moscow contract. What does fletcher do?

Come on man you can't hold that against him, most of the Rag squad have no playing career to speak of.

 

[johnnytapia]

I always aimed for the 10s and 9s and usually ended up with a good solid 8 tbf mate.

On one or two dark occasions it had to be a 6 though.

I always ended up with , “chip shop rubbish”

 

[ysmsa]

Exactly - and how quickly will they turn on him when they have a bad run. He has zero connection to the club.

Same as 99% of their "fans"

 

[noblelord]

 

[Stoned Rose]

I always ended up with , “chip shop rubbish”

Pics?

 

[ysmsa]

For decades we all waited for the day when Fergusson would step down and utd would fall from that perch. TBH its been like a gift that just keeps giving since that date and it just carries on and on. Ole gets sacked and this nobody agrees to join after initially turning them down. LOL.

This is my go to thread when I need to brighten my day. So many funny posts. Cheers fellas.

I know GPC is a bit of a **** but putting SS in his name is a bit much

 

[remember arthur mann]

Apparently Newcastle will get special dispensation in the January transfer window. They will be allowed spend £200,000 000, the only stipulation, they will only be allowed to spend it at the swamp.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Exactly, he is so good he was not their first choice and if so good why Interim and not appoint him on a long contract

He should use the amount of media coverage saying how good he should be in a strong position to demand much better terms in his employment contract. Ask for double salary, Raggie, don't undersell yourself. Uniteds media mouthpieces are unanimous in their praise.

 

[the blue panther]

Ralph the Brand must be better than Pep, Klopp, Tuchel, Conte the way the rags are going on about him. Apparently, it was he who invented the modern day game. Strange, though, that nobody snapped him up earlier, and he hasn't been given the any top job - or even the United job - from the off.
The thought that Moyes with West Ham might get that 4th spot is so mouth watering, it's a big consolation in case things go belly-up on Sunday - hopefully not, but Chelsea should do the business against that pile of shite, which will put them miles further off the pace.

 

[BlueMojito]

Reading the media reports I'm expecting the rags to have turned the corner and beat Chelsea. In the real world...can't see it.

 

[jonah62]

I always aimed for the 10s and 9s and usually ended up with a good solid 8 tbf mate.

On one or two dark occasions it had to be a 6 though.

What’s those sayings?
“A standing cock has no conscience”
Or
“You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re poking the fire”