United Thread - 2021/22

[bondsman]

Never even heard of the guy before this week and now all of a sudden he’s the second coming ffs!

I see he has a Intertoto win on his CV so maybe he’s been brought in to win the Europa Conference League next season who knows!

But it’s nice to see the rags have some long term planning for a change

My overriding thoughts are if the fucker is this good a. Why haven’t United been after him for years
B. Why’s he at lokomotiv Moscow
C. Why has not a single other big club wanted him
I hope he continues the demise at an even more rapid pace

 

[city saint]

Ralf Ragprick

the winner save our ragprick

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

Is this the same one who stated to a young child on Youtube that Pep is not suited to and will struggle in the Premier league or am thinking of someone else ??

He says such a lot either at home or outside the swamp but I can't remember him saying anything to a child.
He was very pro Pep when he thought he would go to the rags and then did a complete Albert turn when Pep signed for us. Only this week he had nearly an hour on u tube where he started into a diatribe about Ticka Tack football.
A complete hypocrite he is the worst of the rag social media people.
Most famous for his 'might as well be Celtic' comment.

 

[Blue Mist]

With regards to Rag Nick.
It doesn't matter whether he is brilliant or shit. He is only there for 6 months. There is talk he will then go upstairs but doing what and with which new manager ?

 

[M16 citeh]

My overriding thoughts are if the fucker is this good a. Why haven’t United been after him for years
B. Why’s he at lokomotiv Moscow
C. Why has not a single other big club wanted him
I hope he continues the demise at an even more rapid pace

D. Why has he only got a 6 month contract!?

 

[york away to this!]

D. Why has he only got a 6 month contract!?

Waiting for Giggsy to be released?...

 

[blueyorkie]

Can we just dispense with the n please, and call him Ragnick or Rag-nick? Thanks.

I quite like RedNeck

 

[Franny 1234]

Its got to be Rag Nick.

Wreck if Ralph CTID

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

The Scouse boom bust cycle has been adopted by the rags. Remember back in the August how their fans were wanking themselves off over Ronaldo, they were going to sweep all before them and Pep should just concede the title. Fast forward 3 months they are languishing mid table after sacking the manager they had just handed out a contract too.

The desperation for the good times to come back is huge. Their neighbours are the premier league champions, their history chums up the road in Merseyside are one of the top sides in Europe. Any new hope to lift the gloom and these giddy twats go overboard. How long before they start saying heavy metal Ralf has Peps number the weirdos.

More importantly how long to the next 'mass' demo outside the Swamp showing these weirdos in glorious close up.
Sometimes at the top of the page l get an attractive young lady wearing zebra pants. Always makes me laugh to compare her with the half human rag fan.

 

[blue oli]

I quite like RedNeck

Wreck-it Ralph takes the vote from me

 

[cheekybids]

Like so many others Fat Twat Howson burbling away as an 'expert'of Ragnicks career. He rabbits on about how suitable he will be for United,
quoting Ragnicks philosophy of the 3 Cs - Concept, Competence and Cash/capital. I don't even think any of these words start with a C in German and l turned him off after 2 of his 23 minutes.
This cunts comments about someone he knows fuck all about attracted 342 praising comments overnight but the second post must be the best.
Quoting the Fat Faced One saying 'our football is heavy metal, rock and roll' the poster calls him 'a beautiful man' for saying it.
Is there a new pandemic of sheer idiocy sweeping through 1 Bn of the world inhabitants?

I watched the full episode it’s fantastic how you can convince yourself of genius with out questioning is it really.

He’s a genius for outlawing sideways passes & backwards passes & you need to shoot within 10 seconds of getting possession.

He explained of how they will set up with a revolutionary 4 triple 2 formation (it was actually 442 when you saw the picture) with Sancho & Bruno on the wings. He explained how this stops anyone from playing out, well it would stop them but as we are allowed to pass back & sideways & use our sweeper keeper we’d destroy them.

The 3 Cs were like a marketing pitch with the first c being concept which stands for dna (they can’t get away from it) but it says you need a style of play……any Fcking style but a style.

my god they’ve done it again.

 

[wagonman]

He might turn out to be really good and make ManUre into a much, much better team...


Doesn't really matter to me... we will still beat them on all fronts.

JJ

 

[johncity]

Is this the same one who stated to a young child on Youtube that Pep is not suited to and will struggle in the Premier league or am thinking of someone else ??

that's the one he a fucking idiot he also said it might as well be celtic clueless

 

[johncity]

What we calling him then bm?

Rag Nick
Nick the rag
Red Ralph
Ralph the rag
Rag Ralph

Or another name?

Have we come to any sort of concensus?

wreck it ralf

 

[simmo]

Ralf is no different to Roy Hodgson. Past his sell by date.

He will me the messiah by bbc and sky when he beats Norwich or wins a game or two.

 

[richardtheref]

What we calling him then bm?

Rag Nick
Nick the rag
Red Ralph
Ralph the rag
Rag Ralph

Or another name?

Have we come to any sort of concensus?

Ralph Redneck?

 

[j.cbluelongsight]

I object your honour. There are more fat kids wandering the streets nowadays than there were when I was a fatty.

Completely agree! Obesity is out of control and sugar and high processed foods have never been so cheap. You cannot get away from junk food it's advertised everywhere and you can get it delivered to you're door 24/7. It's a good time for snoop dog ££££££££
Obesity medicine is a multi billion pound revenue for the big pharma they want you to have high glucose levels! Always been about the high fat never about the carbs...

 

[Tb1981]

Couldn’t give a shit if Ralph Malph, Ralph Milne Or Ralph Lauren is in charge!!
Their squad is shite and not good enough
Ronaldo is lazy a flat track bully who plays for himself and only himself
Pogba see above
Mata, matic, Fred, mctominey are shite
Van de beek is better with every game he doesn’t play!
Cavan Is quality but too old And injury prone
While defence are awful
Rashford, sancho, Greenwood will be class with a proper manager
So many issues and were midway into season and he’s only there till may
TAke the money Ralf!

 

[ancoats]

None of our last three managers had any experience of the Premier League, when they arrived at Etihad.

mancini was a winner
pellegrini was a stand in because we had to wait for pep but the spanish mafia was built
pep was a winner

 

[J.G.Blue.]

The way some of the media are going on it will probably be arise Sir Rag Nick in a few months. (obviously after sir Marcus Rushforward has been made a saint)