Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Nellies left peg]

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Hello Big boy

 

[JASR]

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I didn’t give you permission to publish!

 

[bluethrunthru]

WARNING - if you get sent a link claiming to lead to the Elton John and Ed Sheeran Christmas Song DO NOT click on it...... it leads to the Elton John and Ed Sheeran Christmas Song......

 

[knuckles]

 

[forlorn hope]

"Dad - I've got an imaginary girlfriend"

"You can do better"

"Thanks dad"

"I was talking to your girlfriend" :)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I'm that skint that when i opened the advent calendar door this morning, a bailiff was stood there!

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

What bee's produce milk?

Spoiler: ?

Boobies

 

[JASR]

What bee's produce milk?

Spoiler: ?

Boobies

Are 5 year olds allowed to register on the forum?

 

[DrBlueBob]

In the spirit of the previous; what goes zubb, zubb ,zubb?



A bee flying backwards.

Coat donned.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

In the spirit of the previous; what goes zubb, zubb ,zubb?



A bee flying backwards.

Coat donned.

A bee with stammer?

 

[knuckles]

 

[maccieblue]

A bee with stammer?

A bee with a cold?

 

[blue44]

They have a terrible reputation in liverpool,but you have to give them some credit here,took some balls doing that..

 

[blue44]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I walked into the fertility clinic and the nurse said she can already see what’s wrong.

I said ‘How?’

She replied ‘That’s the back door’.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Porn Hub and XHamster are currently down.

What’s the world coming to?

 

[Match Fixer]

They have a terrible reputation in liverpool,but you have to give them some credit here,took some balls doing that..

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How the fook do Scouse's pass the induction?

 

[Match Fixer]

WARNING - if you get sent a link claiming to lead to the Elton John and Ed Sheeran Christmas Song DO NOT click on it...... it leads to the Elton John and Ed Sheeran Christmas Song......

Cnuts trick that is! Do they not know its Christmas time at all?