United Thread - 2021/22

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I remember when some bloke turned up at the BBC for a back office type job and was mistaken for some internet expert and shoved on live TV, I can only guess something similar happened with Ragnick. Imagine the days after Ole was sacked, Fergie pissed up with Gill and Edwards, they need a man with Uniteds DNA, a club legend so Fergie asks Edwards “have you rang Giggsy?” but in his pissed Glaswegian accent it comes across as “have yous Rangnick”. Edwards isnt clear what Fergie wants but dispatches Gill, Gill has heard of Rangnick so sets the propaganda machine wheels in motion, “the godfather of football, invented gangbang press etc etc” The fellow red rimmers are briefed to bum up this guy they’d never heard of, Klopp does the honours. The rest is hilarious.
 
Its going to be interesting to see if Ralfy can improve tat club with all the shit going on. he is saying the right things and making some good changes. But the politics might destroy that. Ronaldos clearly not happy, Rashford, cavani, pogba, all are bigger than Ralf and worth more, if his players are going to the board and demanding they play then they're totally fucked and all they can do is get rid of those sort of players
 
There’s a thread on the t’other side about fan channels.

Goldbridge is apparently watched with amusement only… so there is a suggestion of a modicum of intelligence trying to get out…

‘Might as well be Celtic’+’is Mourinho trying to create Inter Milan 2.0’ stretford paddock is apparently the ‘go to’ for decent , balanced info…

Dear god.
 
Oh dear.......


GARY NEVILLE says he knows who is behind dressing room leaks at Old Trafford - and finds it "disgusting."

United once again failed to secure a victory as they were held 1-1 by Southampton at home and the players are coming under more and more pressure.

And in a peculiar incident, Cristiano Ronaldo appeared to accidentally spit on Anthony Elanga.

It is claimed that the five-time Ballon d'Or winner is considering LEAVING Old Trafford after a poor run of form and uncertainty over the identity of the new manager.
He probably knows because the **** is feeding him the stories.

Long may it continue!
 
Loving all the ex rags players telling who should be in charge or who they should sign, none of these fuckers have a clue but love shouting off their biased ideas everyday. Can’t wait to see the club relegated.
 
Roses are Red
Manchester is Blue
we're top of the league
and you're shit!

The Bard of Bluemoon...

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There’s a thread on the t’other side about fan channels.

Goldbridge is apparently watched with amusement only… so there is a suggestion of a modicum of intelligence trying to get out…

‘Might as well be Celtic’+’is Mourinho trying to create Inter Milan 2.0’ stretford paddock is apparently the ‘go to’ for decent , balanced info…

Dear god.

No me & my lad go to “might as well be Celtic” to hear what shite they are coming up with next. They are the new Arsenal TV.
 
Oh dear.......


GARY NEVILLE says he knows who is behind dressing room leaks at Old Trafford - and finds it "disgusting."

United once again failed to secure a victory as they were held 1-1 by Southampton at home and the players are coming under more and more pressure.

And in a peculiar incident, Cristiano Ronaldo appeared to accidentally spit on Anthony Elanga.

It is claimed that the five-time Ballon d'Or winner is considering LEAVING Old Trafford after a poor run of form and uncertainty over the identity of the new manager.

Can I have a fiver on Phil the face.
 
I remember when some bloke turned up at the BBC for a back office type job and was mistaken for some internet expert and shoved on live TV, I can only guess something similar happened with Ragnick. Imagine the days after Ole was sacked, Fergie pissed up with Gill and Edwards, they need a man with Uniteds DNA, a club legend so Fergie asks Edwards “have you rang Giggsy?” but in his pissed Glaswegian accent it comes across as “have yous Rangnick”. Edwards isnt clear what Fergie wants but dispatches Gill, Gill has heard of Rangnick so sets the propaganda machine wheels in motion, “the godfather of football, invented gangbang press etc etc” The fellow red rimmers are briefed to bum up this guy they’d never heard of, Klopp does the honours. The rest is hilarious.

I think you are referring to an episode of I.T Crowd
 
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