Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[The Future’s Blue!]

I reckon if you ask the person who wrote that post, it will do!

Most probably. Wouldn’t want to get into a conversation with such a pervasive group, not my kind of people ;-)

 

[Marvin]

Norwich will get their arse handed to them today, unfortunately.

Not necessarily. I think Salah will get rested today and there's no Jota. It will give Norwich a chance.

 

[Blootoof]

Their lack of self-awareness is off the scale.

In a hotel and you can hear a scouse family at reception. Or you've just got settled on a beach and you can hear a scouse family rolling up(Always a fat one - we'll call him Thief) Or God forbid - On a plane. It makes you want to go back home. Must admit though, your guard drops to the floor when you find out they are Everton.

^I'd add Geordies(Newcastle)to that

 

[Blue Til Death]

In my 12 years in the Royal Air Force i meet loads of dippers. I can count on the one hand the amount that actually came from the shit hole.

If you come from Burnley, that would be all of em …!

 

[JASR]

In a hotel and you can hear a scouse family at reception. Or you've just got settled on a beach and you can hear a scouse family rolling up(Always a fat one - we'll call him Thief) Or God forbid - On a plane. It makes you want to go back home. Must admit though, your guard drops to the floor when you find out they are Everton.

^I'd add Geordies(Newcastle)to that

Formby beach is lovely - if you can move away from the Liverpool hordes clustered around the end of the beach entrance. Why?!? The whole beach to chose from and you stop as soon as the planking finishes, with the knowledge (!) that every other visitor to the beach will be passing within feet of you the entire time.

 

[Sir peace frog]

LETS BE HAVIN YOU

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

In my 12 years in the Royal Air Force i meet loads of dippers. I can count on the one hand the amount that actually came from the shit hole.

To be fair you’re probably not allowed to join the RAF with a criminal record.

 

[manimanc]

Just seen a photo of the city plane the morning after it landed at the tramps airport.



Scruffy cunts have even nicked the paint off the body.

 

[Shaggy]

Not necessarily. I think Salah will get rested today and there's no Jota. It will give Norwich a chance.

Yes, no chance

 

[Newman Noggs]

Formby beach is lovely - if you can move away from the Liverpool hordes clustered around the end of the beach entrance. Why?!? The whole beach to chose from and you stop as soon as the planking finishes, with the knowledge (!) that every other visitor to the beach will be passing within feet of you the entire time.

Casing the joint

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Formby beach is lovely - if you can move away from the Liverpool hordes clustered around the end of the beach entrance. Why?!? The whole beach to chose from and you stop as soon as the planking finishes, with the knowledge (!) that every other visitor to the beach will be passing within feet of you the entire time.

This has actually proven true everytime I've been there and I never thought about it before.

 

[paulchapo]

Not necessarily. I think Salah will get rested today and there's no Jota. It will give Norwich a chance.

It might give them a chance of keeping the score down to five.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Yes, no chance

It’s the hope that kills you!

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Not necessarily. I think Salah will get rested today and there's no Jota. It will give Norwich a chance.

Klipperty rarely rests players. He drives them into the ground, that's why they need the ventolin

 

[paulchapo]

Norwich kind of made a fist of it for 30 minutes against us. They hit the post but we could have been 3-0 up by then. I'm going for at least a never guilty 5-0 win unfortunately.

 

[mat]

Norwich will get their arse handed to them today, unfortunately.

GD will take a battering.

Can see 7,8,9 goals being scored.

 

[mat]

LETS BE HAVIN YOU

Delia cream pie?

 

[jimharri]

Not necessarily. I think Salah will get rested today and there's no Jota. It will give Norwich a chance.

Seriously? Liverpool ladies' side could beat Norwich.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Sweeping generalisation but in a previous job used to meet people for appointments in the office. Of the ones from Merseyside, generally those who were blues were older, much more mature could have a good conversation about City. They'd say City fans deserved any potential success after all the shit we'd put up with, particularly in the 90s.

The red scousers alas were younger, cocky and to a man utter bellends. I pretty soon learnt not to 'talk footie' with these prats.

Surprisingly the stretford fans were mostly good natured. City fans recognised a fellow sufferer and we had a good laugh dreaming about winning the odd cup of we were lucky!

I've generally found scousers to be alright, maybe talk football with caution! Wouldn't trust 'em with me hubcaps, mind ;-)

Absolutely this. I can talk with Liverpudlians, but not football, unless it's the Everton side of Stanley Park. There are some rags that I can talk football with – only Mancs, though, people from Kuala Lumpur, Perth or Timbuktu I've got no time for – most of them know that the wheel of fortune has come round to our side, and that it may go back to theirs at some point in the future. I like to talk about old times with them, Buzzer against Best and suchlike.

 

[Bluemanc100]

Not trying to be pedantic but he’s calling us a ‘Bunch of cheats’ and Newcastle ‘The new bunch of Murderous Cheats’.

Whatever the insinuation, that ‘Legacy’ fans view is tainted because they’re a ****.

So by inference we’re supposedly murdering cheats too but I take your point