United Thread - 2021/22

[Maly]

Rashford will go wherever Steve Bruce is.

Hopefully staying at United then ;)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Nope, just have no interest in it, nor do most folk I think. I remember The Fridge. And Paper Lion is a great book.

Lol ok

I think you are wrong.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Just started to watch something from Goldbridge who seems to suggest that Ronaldo will leave in summer and the rags have to buy with a view to the future.....who he?......Richarlison - once I had stopped laughing I left - it must be performance art

 

[BlueMojito]

Seriously why does pogbad were a armwarmer on his left arm ?

To give him the strength to lift his wallet out of his pocket.

 

[Marvin]

That first bloke; “U-N-I-TEE-EE-ED”?! What’s all that about?

The Flying Pig is funny.

 

[Atypical]

I do think that they did quite well at various points in the first half, and they put a very good move together for their goal. Thing is, we (along with Liverpool) put moves like that together all the time and not just once in the whole fucking match! That's the trouble with United and with pundits like Neville - if they show glimpses of playing well then all of a sudden they're back when the truth is that every team in the division is capable of playing well at some point during a game. The hyperbole is off the scale at times. I don't tend to watch United's games but going off the more truthful accounts, they truly are dogshit for large chunks of pretty much every match they play!

I don’t think they did do well, I think it was City trying to work out what the hell they were doing, pogba up front. lol

 

[BongoBlue]

Not hearing of Tom Brady is pretty impressive these days!

He won the Glazers the Super Bowl with Tampa Bay at the wrong side of 40. I think he’s won the Super Bowl more than any other player, but could be wrong on that.

Guess they tried it with the aged Ronaldo as their attempt to win the CL.

You are right. Brady won the Super Bowl 7 times in all. One more than any actual NFL team and three more than any other quarterback. He won 6 with the New England Patriots; my local NFL team over here. Saw him play many times. The guy is a freak...a freak I tells ya! Ronaldo isn't even a boil on his arse...;)

 

[goatinho]

i know goldbridge is a massive bellend but hes funny as fuck , i dont think he means to be but he is.

 

[Coljj]

i know goldbridge is a massive bellend but hes funny as fuck , i dont think he means to be but he is.

His arm flailing for 2-1 was funny as fuck. Can someone .Gif that?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

His arm flailing for 2-1 was funny as fuck. Can someone .Gif that?

 

[jacko74]

I do think that they did quite well at various points in the first half, and they put a very good move together for their goal.

"A very good move for their goal"... do you mean the regulation hoof it upfield for one of the speedy forwards to run on to?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I actually think, and im in no way trying to take the piss here, that some genuinely arent full shillings.

They’re earning money out of it so fair do’s. That girl makes me laugh, she’s obviously on a dodgy stream of the game as she describes the comments about goals before she gets confirmation on her screen.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Meanwhile...



..and if you thought that it was dawning on the support that the rags aren't all that, there's always this...

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Southampton, Palace, Leicester, Villa, Newcastle is about Rashford’s true level if he wants proper game time. He’s a mid table player, at best.

But the United hype team have made the wider world think he’s a superstar so he’ll get a gig at somewhere like Paris to replace Mbappe. After six months he’ll be on the bench there n’all.

United fans say he has around one good game every half a dozen games. The rest of the time he’s average or just shit.

 

[Vienna_70]

Southampton, Palace, Leicester, Villa, Newcastle is about Rashford’s true level if he wants proper game time. He’s a mid table player, at best.

But the United hype team have made the wider world think he’s a superstar so he’ll get a gig at somewhere like Paris to replace Mbappe. After six months he’ll be on the bench there n’all.

United fans say he has around one good game every half a dozen games. The rest of the time he’s average or just shit.

I think if someone said his "performance" on Sunday was "just shit", they’d be laughed off this forum for praising him too highly.

He was absolutely fucking dire.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

He’s won it more than “any other player”. I don’t know “any other players”. At all. Tom Brady sounds like the bastard offspring of a mercurial Irish footballer and a Scottish mass murderer.

I’ve heard of Dan Marino and Ray Finkle

 

[Bluesince1979]

They’re earning money out of it so fair do’s. That girl makes me laugh, she’s obviously on a dodgy stream of the game as she describes the comments about goals before she gets confirmation on her screen.

Ill never knock anyone for earning a bit of brass.

 

[M18CTID]

"A very good move for their goal"... do you mean the regulation hoof it upfield for one of the speedy forwards to run on to?

Now now - we know they do that 95% of the time but that was a decent move to be fair, although it did come about because we lost the ball in their box

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

I’ve heard of Dan Marino and Ray Finkle

Einhorn IS Finkle

 

[madloaf]

Einhorn IS Finkle

Laces out!

 

[East Level 2]

Just started to watch something from Goldbridge who seems to suggest that Ronaldo will leave in summer and the rags have to buy with a view to the future.....who he?......Richarlison - once I had stopped laughing I left - it must be performance art

What is funny about them signing Richarlison? He spends 90% of the game diving; perfect for them.