Erling Haaland

[AlanBalls]

You can say that again.

It’s like transfer day this groundhog moment

 

[blueinsa]

"This is dragging on", "I'm bored of this now", "He heeds to make his mind up", "I'm past caring" etc

Like a transfer is a piece of entertainment put on for fans whilst the team aren't playing.

It’s also fucking March and the window isn’t fucking open lol.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

It’s also fucking March and the window isn’t fucking open lol.

The sun shining is confusing people into thinking its summer

 

[Asa's left peg]

Same old. They even did it when Ronaldo 'signed'. As soon as they think its confirmed, the discredit the deal (too high wages, really wants someone else). The idea he wouldn't accept over 500k a week and still sign for us is absurd. ( I think it's less)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Never ceases to amaze me how many people whinge about a transfer ‘dragging on’
Fuck all is dragging on. There will be no announcement whilst he’s still playing for Dortmund and whilst spending 12 hrs a day glued to Twitter reacting to every bullshit account might make it seem it’s dragging on, it really isn’t.
It’ll be confirmed when all parties are ready.

We’re not even at the stage where Haaland is preparing to pack his bags, let alone putting the blue cones out for the 4pm press conference.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

This source shouldn’t worry anyone too much. I’m not even certain that they’re a PR mouthpiece.

It was obvious that source was shit. It didn’t say what we wanted it to.

All sources like that are shit, apparently.

 

[cjn]

Its like groundhog day this transfer at the moment.

It's also March, so I would get comfortable.

 

[Phil1]

We’re not even at the stage where Haaland is preparing to pack his bags, let alone putting the blue cones out for the 4pm press conference.

All that will be imminent at some time in the future.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

All that will be imminent at some time in the future.

I’m tracking a couple of planes today to keep my hand in for when the important flight needs tracking.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

I’m tracking a couple of planes today to keep my hand in for when the important flight needs tracking.

Good Man
Fail to prepare

Prepare to fail

 

[CharlestonBlue14]

FWIW Barca have completely backed out of the race. one of their most reliable sources said it's "impossible" for the club to sign superstars due to their financial situation.

 

[Phil1]

FWIW Barca have completely backed out of the race. one of their most reliable sources said it's "impossible" for the club to sign superstars due to their financial situation.

Like me saying I backed out of my date with Alexis Texas...

 

[Coatigan]

Like me saying I backed out of my date with Alexis Texas...

Pretty much. Their financial situation is probably worse though.

 

[feelymcfeel]

Good Man
Fail to prepare

Prepare to fail

But is anyone at the aerodrome yet?

 

[Tevez City]

Koulibaly was our 1st CB target , Kounde was the 2nd & Ruben Dias was the 3rd.

Sometimes missing your 1st target is not a disastor.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Like me saying I backed out of my date with Alexis Texas...

Thought you were talking about the great American soccer star Alexis Lallas.
Googled this Texas person for information purposes only and was pleasantly surprised

 

[CharlestonBlue14]

Don't really know what to make of Gundo's press comments.

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

Never ceases to amaze me how many people whinge about a transfer ‘dragging on’
Fuck all is dragging on. There will be no announcement whilst he’s still playing for Dortmund and whilst spending 12 hrs a day glued to Twitter reacting to every bullshit account might make it seem it’s dragging on, it really isn’t.
It’ll be confirmed when all parties are ready.

Spot on.

It's not like the Grealish thing where we all had to sit around in the transfer window watching him come back to England and train at Villa for a day, we're in fucking March. People are only setting themselves up for an interminable wait, and possibly a gut-punch of disappointment, by spending so much time poring over everything now.

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

Don't really know what to make of Gundo's press comments.

He was hardly gonna say, no that kids shite. I wouldnt put much stock in it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Don't really know what to make of Gundo's press comments.

When the seagulls follow the trawler…