United Thread - 2021/22

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Where to start..?

Maguire - Championship player at best
Pogba - Had them over for sqillions
Wan Bassaka - Bang average
Shaw - A bit heavy
Matric - Painfully slow
Telles - Doesn't want to be there
Cavani - Just completely disappeared
Ronaldo - A half a £mill a week OAP
Lingard - what's the point ?
Fernandez - Star signing.. ffs
Rashford - Fell off a cliff.
Sancho - Currently ripping it up.. not..
Fred - Ever so a bit shit
Mctominay - Dog chasing a balloon in the wind..
De Gea - Most touches every game..
Varane - Let go by Madrid in his prime

The best of the rest include..

Jones - Their best defender
Dalot - No comment
Henderson - Wasting his career
Mata - He's OK to be honest
Linderlof - Very bland, really bland
Bailly - Scored a great Goal for us

The stadium is falling apart, the unwashed hoards detest their owners, they have won fcuk all of note for the best part of a decade and they are once again looking up at their ikkle neighbours for the 9th year on the spin..

The banner's been torn down and the 'not in my lifetime' quote has been rammed squarely up the smarmy ****'s arse..

On the other hand we've not done too badly over the last decade or so which hasn't gone unnoticed at the swamp..

Tent peg looks a bit like Pep who's a bit good, is managing a team top of the league and has got a tune out of the £80 million pound Donny Van Der bake in the past, .. let's get him in and fcuk the godfather of German football off, the charlatan..

It'll be fine next year 'cos after all we're Manches Yernited..!
 
From the HYS:
Get Roy Keane in there.

He would have a wholesale clear out and bring in players who don’t mind getting their boots dirty and spend more time getting stuck in to playing football than worrying about their hair.

Rugged back to basics football needed here.
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Yes, please make it happen, it would be hilarious.
 
The biggest indictment of this era for our neighbours is City fans are becoming indifferent to them, case in point, was out this afternoon and looked at the score, them getting beat 1-0 meant nothing, no emotion, fuck all. Of course i can’t stand the dickheads like Ratface and Wio, and I guess there is some degree of schadenfreud, but really, they are becoming an irrelevance.
 
LongsightM13 said:
First Micah and now Joleon, literally laughing in their faces on national TV. We have officially broken them.
The day the sycophantic Sky pundits ganged up and laughed at The Prophet Mike Summerbee seems a VERY long time ago now
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Need to get this and Micah on those @CitehChants alt commentary videos
 
Jam Tomorrow said:
The biggest indictment of this era for our neighbours is City fans are becoming indifferent to them, case in point, was out this afternoon and looked at the score, them getting beat 1-0 meant nothing, no emotion, fuck all. Of course i can’t stand the dickheads like Ratface and Wio, and I guess there is some degree of schadenfreud, but really, they are becoming an irrelevance.
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Well I was pleased for our resident Toffee posters including FLAG.

Listenened on the wireless whilst dismantling a Sofa in the garden.

I made hard work of it and thought, Wreck it Ralf is making a much better job of dismantling the Rags than I am of this sofa.

Happy Days!
 
Some City fan on the BBC site said he would not want the Rags to be relegated.
I must be a Bad Person because I would love it, love it, love it!

Their fans would benefit from knowing what it was like. The plastics would vanish and the 'real Manchester fans' would all be able to get tickets. It would be good for their souls.
Sadly, it will never happen, but we can dream.

'What are we living for?
To see United in Division Four.'
 
The ticket tout has guaranteed that the Rags will succeed in Europe next season.
He’s already written the verses and is just finishing the chorus…
 
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