United Thread - 2021/22

[gordondaviesmoustache]

No chance of the CPS prosecuting him, of course, but I’d love some Bitter Bertie to take a private prosecution out against the **** for criminal damage.

Reckless or intentional, he has no defence whatsoever. He is absolutely guilty of the offence.

Maximum sentence 10 years imprisonment!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Pretty clear he did smash the phone on this video

Disgraceful and clear assault, should be an FA charge. He’s not right in the head.

 

[14aguero]

Disgraceful and clear assault, should be an FA charge. He’s not right in the head.

As he had done, I would like to see Sterling kick the ball at Klopp's head. I presume Sterling will get a yellow for the miss.

 

[daveiw01]

THE comedy club.

Why anyone would watch these narcicisstic wannabes is anyones guess though, and to think, they earn money for this....

 

[r.soleofsalford]

THE comedy club.

Why anyone would watch these narcicisstic wannabes is anyones guess though, and to think, they earn money for this....

It`s like watching the poorest amateur dramatic club.

 

[remember arthur mann]

He could charge rags £20 to take them to where the "proper fans go to eat before the game" and take them to Lou Macari's chippy

Got every chance of seeing Luke Shaw there,
Meet the players tour.

 

[Bluekiwi]

Apart from the pay cheque, why would any self respecting manager want the godforsaken job?

That would be the only reason anyone would want to be associated with the shower. Imagine a candidate turning up for an interview and telling the panel "If whisky nose is still involved with this club, I will not waste any more of my time --- exits stage left"

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

He could charge rags £20 to take them to where the "proper fans go to eat before the game" and take them to Lou Macari's chippy

I was amazed to hear the wide variety of foreign languages and accents spoken outside that chippy.
Also amazed that it had been before a derby match and they all had tickets.

 

[bluetonium]

Just seen the video now and another showing conclusively what he did.

Offering United tickets? The lad appeared to be an Everton supporter. How about offering to pay for an upgraded phone?

Although it must be hard to face that kind of abuse, it's plain stupid to lash out. Was the lads' phone, could have been his face or hand if he'd had been as accurate as his shots on the pitch, and then if the lad goes down like his hero Richarlison then Ronny is in even more trouble

Siiuuuuuuu.....PID boy.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

I hope the Rags severely punish Ronaldo for his outburst yesterday. They should force him to extend his contract for another 5 years…

 

[Gray]

The little lad might get to meet Bobby Charlton

Not been seen for some time now.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

To think that some fans wanted Ronaldo here. He's a class A twat. He's been up his own arse for so long.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

This didn't end well....

Who the fuck tunes into him for tactical advice?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Who the fuck tunes into him for tactical advice?

Might as well be Celtic.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

This didn't end well....

It`s funny a no mark like this fat fuck trying to tell anyone how to do their job. And then trying to tell Everton where they are going wrong. Look at your own team you fat thick fucker.

 

[Indaparkside]

He’s declined the invitation to the swamp he said he’s been punished enough

 

[Luke The Blue]

It`s funny a no mark like this fat fuck trying to tell anyone how to do their job. And then trying to tell Everton where they are going wrong. Look at your own team you fat thick fucker.

The cringy bellend talks like he's been there and done it before.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Who the fuck tunes into him for tactical advice?

He did....

 

[The perfect fumble]

The cringy bellend talks like he's been there and done it before.

He's everything wrong with their fan base in one lump of lard.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

"Footage shows Ronaldo appearing to drop a fan's phone to the ground on his exit from the pitch"

"Ronaldo lowering his right hand towards the ground before what appears to be a phone colliding with and bouncing up off the surface, as he exited the pitch following the 1-0 defeat at Goodison Park."

That's some extraordinary vocabulary gymnastics that the $ky "journalist" has used there.

Hope the Everton lad tells him to fuck right off, why would he want to meet the slimy prick after he's just smashed his phone up? Pay up greaseball!

Got Neil Ashton's fingerprints all over it that version of events.............