United Thread - 2021/22

[Ted_Bovis]

Norwegian blue?

Beautiful plumage.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

What a brilliant way to bring the fans together, start yet another protest group.
They are fast becoming the Peoples Front of Judea and all the many other factions.

Fuck off.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Out main weapons are surprise and fear.
And am almost fanatical devotion to City.

 

[the talisman]

Fuck off.

Splitter

 

[KS55]

I'm sick of seeing "phoenix" spelt wrong.

Yes, it’s Feenicks

 

[KS55]

$1,000 invested in Manchester United on 12 August 2012 when the club debuted on the NYSE would today be worth $992. The same invested in the overall Dow Jones would be worth $2,614, Apple $7,035, Amazon $12,201 Tesla $173,149 #Glazernomics

Are people buying mufc shares really after making a profit or do they have another reason?

 

[KS55]

What exactly are the thick rag fuckers protesting about? Every year they get at least one marquee signing, the Glazers have spent hundreds of millions on the team. They have got the managers they wanted then protested to get them out. If they had their way they would have got Ferguson the sack as they wanted him out too. Long may their misery continue the spoilt brats

They go on about the money the Glazers take out, but what would they do with it? Wait till they are paying for a new stadium, then there will be howls of protest.

 

[Half time draw tickets]

The Trafford Globetrotters, starring Paul "Meadowlark" Pogba, Harry "Slabhead" Maguire, St. Marcus of Fishfingers, and a cast of thousands dozens to keep you amused until the end of (Fergie) time.
Coming to a stadium near you soon. Be there or be sensible and leave the area.


This PR game is a piece of piss.

Roll up roll up for our new exhibit tomorrow as we see pre-evolved mankind in all their glory performing dark rituals on an ancient decaying site… we will see them discover green and gold fire! The purpose of such a ritual gathering is beyond comprehension to our modern minds but we’ll have a panel of “Class of 92“ experts on hand to give a unique insight!

 

[hammocity]

Bernard Manning likes this post.

Bernard’s old old one about Maine Road.

Tourist to Mosside local

“can you tell me where Maine Road is”

“Go around the corner, there’s a long queue near the ticket Office, that’s for the chippy, Maine Road is just behind that”.

 

[Gray]

Bernard’s old old one about Maine Road.

Tourist to Mosside local

“can you tell me where Maine Road is”

“Go around the corner, there’s a long queue near the ticket Office, that’s for the chippy, Maine Road is just behind that”.

I was going to watch Lancashire play one day when I bumped into a family of five who from their voices were from the midlands on a day trip. They had managed to negotiate their way to the Old Trafford Metrolink station which I was just leaving. They obviously hadn’t a clue where the Rags ground was and approached me the bloke said “can you tell us how to get to Old Trafford?” “You’re here” I said as I walked off into the cricket ground.

 

[Blue Mist]

Out main weapons are surprise and fear.
And am almost fanatical devotion to City.

Don't forget the comfy chair.

 

[hammocity]

I was going to watch Lancashire play one day when I bumped into a family of five who from their voices were from the midlands on a day trip. They had managed to negotiate their way to the Old Trafford Metrolink station which I was just leaving. They obviously hadn’t a clue where the Rags ground was and approached me the bloke said “can you tell us how to get to Old Trafford?” “You’re here I said as I walked off into the cricket ground.

Many years ago my mate was going to Ayresome Park, Middlesbrough with his Rag mates by car. They got lost, pulled up and asked a teenage girl:

“Could you tell me where the ground is?”

she replied

“It’s under your fucking car”

Walked away laughing with her mates.

 

[hammocity]

Don't forget the comfy chair.

Not the Comfy Chair

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Don't forget the comfy chair.

That’s Cardinal Shaw’s seat in Greggs.

 

[waspish]

A lot of subterfuge going on at the swamp!

Announcement of them going to make up a plan of redeployment which means fcuk all and could take years and money to even them starting it plus where they going to play unless they close part of the ground down while developing!

The two bob Hag being reported in the media that he is a bad arse and they scum were shocked at his proposals hahaha what a tinpot run club.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

This always reminds me of Old Toilet

 

[mac]

If the swamp dwelling cunts ask to play at the Etihad, tell them that all gate money,season ticket etc is kept by us. All City staff are paid for by them. Any damage is paid for every week.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

If the swamp dwelling cunts ask to play at the Etihad, tell them that all gate money,season ticket etc is kept by us. All City staff are paid for by them. Any damage is paid for every week.

...and then still tell them to fuck off.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Maguire set to quit Old Trafford.
Harry Maguire is set to put in a transfer request amidst concern about playing time next season.
A source had confirmed he is upset over redevelopment plans that include an £80m statue being put outside the stadium.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I was going to watch Lancashire play one day when I bumped into a family of five who from their voices were from the midlands on a day trip. They had managed to negotiate their way to the Old Trafford Metrolink station which I was just leaving. They obviously hadn’t a clue where the Rags ground was and approached me the bloke said “can you tell us how to get to Old Trafford?” “You’re here I said as I walked off into the cricket ground.

A taxi driver I know who is a blue once picked up a family of tourists rags from Piccadilly train station.

They said they wanted to go to Old Trafford so he took them to the cricket ground and dropped them off there.

I know it's pretty but it made me laugh wihe was telling the story