United Thread - 2021/22

[malg]

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Two dozen is being kind. Oh, and why exactly does that constitute a news story??

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Why do United fans always look like they think it's still the Madchester era?
"You twisted my melons man"

It’s 1992 forever in Ragland.

 

[Gray]

The guy in the orange jacket obviously missed the memo........

He had just popped round from the nearby council refuse centre in his lunch break. If you you are not familiar with the area you go down Sinderland Road from Broadheath, past the council tip and turn down a farm track on the right. If you get to the crematorium you have gone too far.

 

[Bill]

They can protest all they like, the Glazers aren't going anywhere soon and Ten Bob is not going to bring anything to the table. Face up to it, you worthless, pitiful collection of narrow-minded bigots...and if any of you are here secretly, fuck off.

easy there . their clicks are a welcome windfall .

 

[Cricket Blue]

Dyche to the Swamp until the end of the season maybe?

 

[LongsightM13]

If it’s a protest against the Glazer ownership, then why are the thick twats waving a banner slagging off the players?
Or maybe they are just braindead, entitled smacked arses who are outraged because their team has fallen so far that they are plumbing the depths of seventh in the top flight

 

[Gogootz]

Dyche to the Swamp until the end of the season maybe?

Lots of worms and grubs for him to eat at the swamp

 

[Protein Junkie]

Maybe it’s the time they’re going home tonight.

1958 = two minutes to eight!

It was the time on the clock when Elephant Man Bruce scored the winner at Unsold Trafford v Sheff Wed all those years ago.

 

[swpswp]

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Is 1958 actually £19.58 the price of the shirt?

Someone didn't get the 'don't wear orange' email.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Someone didn't get the 'don't wear orange' email.

Think he turned up to show support for the Dutch guy who will be the bestest manager in the world until the end of August.

 

[swpswp]

Think he turned up to show support for the Dutch guy who will be the bestest manager in the world until the end of August.

Wesley?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Wesley?

Nah don't think that's him in the orange ;)

 

[Marklr]

If it’s a protest against the Glazer ownership, then why are the thick twats waving a banner slagging off the players?
Or maybe they are just braindead, entitled smacked arses who are outraged because their team has fallen so far that they are plumbing the depths of seventh in the top flight

I can't see how the owners could have done anything differently. I'm not well up on that side of football, but they've spent big...and their wage bill is big. So surely the owners are doing their bit?
It's the latter: mards. Proper mards. I tell them: "just accept that you're shit, and you will be for a few years....enjoy being shit". The difference between us when we were shit and them now is humour and humility. We had it, they lack it.

 

[Vienna_70]

The rags at work were full of it for the first couple of weeks after PR37 resigned for them.

Funnily enough, as the season has progressed, they’ve become less and less cocky.

It has been a joy to behold.

 

[ysmsa]

I wonder which one has to explain that writing on their bed sheet to their mum ?

She'll probably relieved.
Make a change from the usual mess a wanker leaves on the bed sheet!

 

[manimanc]

The rags at work were full of it for the first couple of weeks after PR37 resigned for them.

Funnily enough, as the season has progressed, they’ve become less and less cocky.

It has been a joy to behold.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

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Is 1958 actually £19.58 the price of the shirt?

 

[jimharri]

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Is 1958 actually £19.58 the price of the shirt?

Their parents must be so proud. Though when mum finds one of her sheets is missing, she won't be happy.

 

[Barcon]

Their parents must be so proud. Though when mum finds one of her sheets is missing, she won't be happy.

That’s his halloween costume fucked.

 

[NZBlue]

Which player are they arresting this time?