Stupid little things that bug you

Bonzo Nododo said:
Seems to be a solo passage by an individual in a larger classical piece of music. It is an Anglicised version of the Italian 'cadenza' . How either if them become to mean some sort of hissy fit l can't think.
Heard another weird one in 'walk back' about Joe Biden going off script and his staff do a walk back to remedy it. All bollocks and so typically American.
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A cadence is how a musical phrase resolves.

A cadenza will have a cadence at the end of it, but that is the only way in which the terms would be linked.
 
Big mals fedora said:
Don’t know why this annoys me so much, but my Mrs always calls her coffee a brew. It’s not a brew, a cup of tea is a brew. A cup of coffee is a cup of coffee. Ffs I’m getting wound up just writing it!!!!!……
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I’m also spitting fucking nails here. I hope she’s happy fucking up my Saturday. Cos that’s what she’s fucking done. I wish you hadn’t posted that. That’s one you take for the team.
 
Magicpole said:
I’m also spitting fucking nails here. I hope she’s happy fucking up my Saturday. Cos that’s what she’s fucking done. I wish you hadn’t posted that. That’s one you take for the team.
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I’ll know better next time Mp. I’m sorry, won’t happen again. Now, off to do myself a brew…….
 
Just stood outside work having a smoke, opposite is a childrens park and footie pitch and it's heaving with kids and youngish parents, some grand parent.....when this 'thing' walked into view, a big, fat, ugly, short haired fucking excuse for a human being. I honestly didn't know whether it was male, female or whatever they want to call themselves nowadays. IT was wearing a black T shirt with white capital letters on it and it read ....' I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I KNOW A **** WHEN I SEE ONE '.....walking through a childrens park. What in gods name is that all about.
 
Tuearts right boot said:
Just stood outside work having a smoke, opposite is a childrens park and footie pitch and it's heaving with kids and youngish parents, some grand parent.....when this 'thing' walked into view, a big, fat, ugly, short haired fucking excuse for a human being. I honestly didn't know whether it was male, female or whatever they want to call themselves nowadays. IT was wearing a black T shirt with white capital letters on it and it read ....' I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I KNOW A **** WHEN I SEE ONE '.....walking through a childrens park. What in gods name is that all about.
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I know what you mean theirs a bloke around here who wears a tee shirt which says in big letters " sorry ladies I suck dick"

I think how do you explain that to young kids !!!!! Perhaps it's an age thing
 
give it to gordon said:
I know what you mean theirs a bloke around here who wears a tee shirt which says in big letters " sorry ladies I suck dick"

I think how do you explain that to young kids !!!!! Perhaps it's an age thing
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Spotted dick. Kids young enough to ask would be gullible enough to believe it.

Those old enough to know would probably just giggle at the T shirt.

Anybody wearing those kind of T shirts is obviously looking for attention, so it's better to completely ignore them and deny them what they crave so much.
 
give it to gordon said:
I know what you mean theirs a bloke around here who wears a tee shirt which says in big letters " sorry ladies I suck dick"

I think how do you explain that to young kids !!!!! Perhaps it's an age thing
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Reminds me of another unfortunate choice of writing on a T Shirt.

My mates sister met a Greek guy on holiday and stayed with him. She returned with him and of course the whole family went to the airport to meet them. Through the arrivals door they emerged, her looking all tanned and gorgeous, he rocks up with “Chicks Dig Me” on his t shirt and a Tash you could lose a badger in.

different cultures collide in spectacular fashion.
 
I hate it when I buy a packet of Golden Wonder Salt and Vinegar, my favourite especially when they are smothered in flavour, they are brilliant, but sometimes they have none or a measly half arsed attempt that they taste like ready salted, really fucking annoys me. Oranges that are tasteless, no zing. Maltesers in the boxes and they don’t fill it. WTactualFuck? Cooking Mussels and the shells open to reveal mussels you could lose in a tooth cavity. All very depressing.
 
Magicpole said:
I hate it when I buy a packet of Golden Wonder Salt and Vinegar, my favourite especially when they are smothered in flavour, they are brilliant, but sometimes they have none or a measly half arsed attempt that they taste like ready salted, really fucking annoys me. Oranges that are tasteless, no zing. Maltesers in the boxes and they don’t fill it. WTactualFuck? Cooking Mussels and the shells open to reveal mussels you could lose in a tooth cavity. All very depressing.
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Same with Discos and Ringos. Sublime when over flavoured, a damp squib when bland.
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
Or add extra sachets of flavouring to the multipack and let you decide how much you want.
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Even better. Maybe we should go on Dragon’s Den and punt it. Clean up for years, then get jailed for the manslaughter of several million due to sodium poisoning. But what a time up until then we would have? It’s a winner Tom.
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
Or add extra sachets of flavouring to the multipack and let you decide how much you want.
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In the 90s Discos did exactly this. I remember proper buzzing off them as a kid.

The little extra flavour sachets were called “flavour bombs” or something, and had hazard tape / radioactive branding.

They should bring those back.
 
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