You know you're a blue when........

[blueste41]

You tell your foreign waiter your from Manchester and he responds with "Manchester United?" and you want to punch the f**ker!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

You've done something petty to a United related item in a shop

 

[Sky Blue]

When you're top of the league, having won it 3 times in the last 4 years, you're in the semi final of the CL having made the final last year - but you still moan about the team, think half the players are dog shit and the manager can't manage the big games.

Sums up the matchday forum.

 

[its a Barm]

you look at dog shit in an alley fondly

 

[fivercider]

When getting something sorted by the ticket office requires booking a week off work.

 

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

I make sure that there´s extra seats at the dinner table that I cant fill and I always leave the table before pudding.




Tongue being dislodged from cheek.

 

[jaseisblue]

When you coach kids soccer and you do a two footed challenge on any kid wearing a rag shirt.

 

[iwasthere1968]

When you coach kids soccer and you do a two footed challenge on any kid wearing a rag shirt.

Doesn't everyone ?

 

[Stockton Heath Blue]

When you’re 3-0 up and still say “We need another here to make sure”

 

[Maly]

You know opposition fans are going home in a Moss Side ambulance

 

[Maly]

You know that one man…..& his supersonic baseball bat,
Went to mow a cockney

 

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

When you’re 3-0 up and still say “We need another here to make sure”

think you may need to edit that up a couple of goals after the Leicester game this year! I dont relax until its 5.
OK 4 if were in the 80th min.

Wasnt we 5:0 up at Burnley in recent years, and I was shitting myself that rain was going to come and get the game called off!!

 

[wythenshaweblue£££]

When someone says you will smash them weekend and you say you never know it’s City

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

You've gone to the Old Trafford club shop just for a shit in the toilet.

 

[Blue Feather]

Stick fingers up at the tele or turn over when anything related to them comes on, likewise Simply Red (Shit) and now Mersey bands on the radio....

 

[jamesha]

When you’re 3-0 up and still say “We need another here to make sure”

I guess you were at the Bournemouth game in 89?

 

[jaseisblue]

I guess you were at the Bournemouth game in 89?

I was, and still have nightmares. I think days like those made us blues who we are. I for one loved those days, but I prefer winning trophies. Enjoy the ride.

 

[bluemc1]

When we get a corner you still hear a bell in your head

 

[supercity88]

You are convinced City will win because of a "sign" you got.

You can thank me for that 6-2 win over Bolton in 2003.

 

[jimbopm]

When you sit in a non-Manchester pub watching the game on your own knowing that everyone else is willing you to get beat, and you love it!