You know you're a blue when........

[andyhinch]

When you’ve stopped supporting Chelsea ?

 

[fitzy blue]

You'd never be seen wearing zebra pants.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You’ve never owned a Sharp product.

How do you cut up your food?

 

[Bluemoonadam]

When you never stop being on pins basically, love you city.

 

[bluebanana83]

When you’re in love with a beautiful woman…

 

[fitzy blue]

When you know who your father is.

 

[Josh_D]

When almost every lad at work has the face of a slapped donkey at work avoiding you after a derby win.

 

[mat]

Win the euromillions. Buy your dream home, get mind blowing sexual favours from the person of your dreams whenever you ask. And still expect it to all go to shit and have difficulty living in that exact moment.

 

[Blue and still suffering]

You still can't quite believe that the team you support has won all these trophies over the past eleven years.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

At a family gathering your wife agrees to call your soon to arrive sprog Yaya Bernado Goater.

Corrected it.