You know you're a blue when........

[Indaparkside]

You are still coming back from york

 

[ballbag]

You've seen United play live in Derby matches more than any United fan has seen their team in any match.

 

[jaseisblue]

You've seen United play live in Derby matches more than any United fan has seen their team in any match.

I have been to that shithole only 3 times, but that probably beats a fair few rags.

 

[kaz7]

I get teased by a friend when she comes round that Everything is blue and white , my clothes ,bags, socks, coats curtains , bed clothes , throws, table cloth things , paintwork etc , tried painting merlin blue but he wont have it lol

 

[Blue Mist]

Every time you watch Bargain Hunt you want the reds to lose all their money and the Blues get hundreds of quid......

Even when it always seems that the Blues are clueless !!

 

[crazyg]

You see bairns (7,8 year olds) wearing rag strips and you hiss as they pass you…

As a counter to that.
When you see parents with kids wearing City shirts, you tell them "it's good to see you bringing your kids up right!"

 

[laserblue]

You don't own an item of clothing with red on it.

 

[SidJames]

When you look 70 but you are only 46.

Obviously this only applies to older Blues who went through it all.

 

[horlock_was_super]

When you watch Emmerdale 'cos Cain is a City fan.

 

[Hart of the Matter]

You still celebrate getting to 40 points each season... But still worry it might not be enough...

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

You've gone to the Old Trafford club shop just for a shit in the toilet.

You spelled 'middle of the shop floor' wrong.

 

[stonerblue]

.....''is illegitimate. He's not got a birth certificate''

 

[PinkFinal]

You smile when you see a 53 bus

 

[ninjamonkey]

You've been to hundreds if not thousands of games over your lifetime but Patrick from Ireland who's never been to Manchester is telling you you're a plastic fan.

 

[bluesteph]

You’d rather play Real Madrid than Wigan

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

You've been to thousands of games over your lifetime but Patrick from Ireland who's never been to Manchester is telling you you're a plastic fan.

This has been 5 years of my life.

 

[Yankunian]

you refuse to sing 'jingle bells' when winning away around the christmas period

 

[Blue Til Death]

Who’s shit?? “Man Utd”
Been saying that for at least 50 years…

Even now I declare I’m off to give birth to a rag when I’m off for a shite :-) I never get tired of saying it despite Mrs Death and everyone else who knows me (not fellow Blues) rolling their eyes …!!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

If you were old enough to remember games before 2003, you will always look in a certain direction when passing through Moss Side and feel a sadness that it's not still there. In my life we have been at the Etihad for longer and I still look.

 

[Tanzeylee]

When you get married on the 9th of March 2020
9320
The future ex Mrs Lee reckons it was her idea so I'd never forget the anniversary.