Erling Haaland

[Rammy Blue]

Sorry, that's not the full list, just the ones that made me laugh out loud

Ha, ok mate, for one minute thought it’s complete list, lol.

You‘re right though, there are some shockers on it.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Fuckin get in! I knew it was a great idea starting this thread!

27 months in the making but thank fuck it was right.

 

[MarsLlama]

Bad news: the club have found out while filming the announcement video that Haaland lied about being able to play the piano. Transfer now in doubt.

 

[el wey]

 

[youngbob]

Sky Sports News reporting Haaland has told Dortmund he's leaving. Doesn't say who to though

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That's because the headline already says "Erling Haaland close to completing Manchester City move from Borussia Dortmund".

 

[SouthStandStander]

According to Sly Sports sources…….

£500,000 a week wage.
3 year contract.
Real Madrid buy out clause.
£50mill sell on fee.(to Real Madrid)

That has got to be bullshit. Why would we accept that clause and sell on fee

 

[kupest]

What the media is ignoring is that we got a player who would have likely commanded 150 million in the current market for around 63 million. Its probably the bargain of the decade. He is 21 and the hottest prospect in football (with Mbappe) bar none. 63 million is half the price of a 28 year old Kane.

Dont listen to any reports about his exorbitant cost etc as they have only one aim. 63 fucking million for the best striker in the world who is only 21 !

 

[Dribble]

That's because the headline already says "Erling Haaland close to completing Manchester City move from Borussia Dortmund".

The headline & what Haaland is reported to have said are two different things. \0/

 

[kupest]

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That tattoo on the neck is a no go for me.

 

[Trickyblues]

Can’t wait for Kaveh on Sky to say we’re getting a £200m player for £65m.