A song for Erling...

[GaudinoMotors]

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We were happy with a team without a striker
But heaven knows we've got Haaland now.

 

[yeseye]

He’s coming home,
He’s coming home, He’s coming,
Haalands coming home.

 

[bluesteel]

Erling Haaland, the City sing,
every goal you score, is like dynamite.

He scores with headers, crossed from the wing, with magic in your boots, both your left and right.

Bob Marley

 

[There is a Light]

Haaland, Haaland
Norwegian goal machine
Hates that fucking twat Roy Keane
Hahaha Haaland

 

[Rascal]

To the tune Dance Dance wherever you will be.


Erling Haaland said to me
Stood outside Mary Ds
Tee me up
I will score
And like my dad make the Kippax roar.

 

[moh]

The Divine Comedy’s Becoming more like Alfie

 

[Singingintherain]

Haaland haaland
First the dad and then the son
That's how making blues is done
Not like the cunts down the road hahaha

 

[cleavers]

Haaland haaland
First the dad and then the son
That's how making blues is done
Not like the cunts down the road hahaha

Do you want me to get your coat ?

 

[ninjamonkey]

I'd send him back if that God awful 50p song catches on that I'm seeing circulating on social media. It's total dogshit! 50p? Fuck me!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Apologies if it’s been mentioned before but…

He’s coming home, he’s coming home, he’s coming

Erling’s coming home

He’s coming home…

 

[shed88us]

Ohhh Erling Haalands magic
He wears a magic hat
He could've gone to Real, but he didn't fancy that
He could've gone to Paris, but they are f***ing s***e

- insert last line to fit

 

[Jefferson Airplane]

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We were happy with a team without a striker
By heaven knows we've got Haaland now.

what tune mate

 

[IOWBlue]

Ok - gave it another stab if not the yaya/kolo one.. and saw the comment re the Pina Colada song.

Yes he likes pina coladas,
and banging goals in for fun
he fucking hates man united..
and plays up front like Kun

Just like his dad he plays for city..
and he weeeaars number 9*
his name is Erling Braut Haaland
and in sky blue he'll shine.

*current 2nd verse entirely hanging on the number, do the right thing Gabby ha.

much better :)

 

[GaudinoMotors]

what tune mate

This charming man. Correction - Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

 

[SanPellegrini]

City city
The best team with Haaland in all the world

 

[IOWBlue]

Ohhh Erling Haalands magic
He wears a magic hat
He could've gone to Real, but he didn't fancy that
He could've gone to Paris, but they're like a cheap wine
so he's playing at Man City, the world's best number 9.

with accolades to shed88us

 

[talkativesprout]

With Manchester having a penchant for singing catchy nursery rhymes, maybe i could inspire with the first line of

Erling one morning just as the sun was rising.....Im gonna be honest, i dont have a clue how the next line goes in the original

 

[Bluemoon dan]

To the tune of the old Mancini chant

He's Haaland woah oh oh oh
He's Haaland woah oh oh oh
He scores like a machine
His dad upset Roy Keane
He's Haaland etc etc.

 

[Northerndave]

Fucking hell, we still haven't got a song for Phil yet, nor half of our players who are on the brink of winning back to back titles. No chance of a chant developing.

Easier if he changes his name to Edin Dzeko and then he'll get a rendition every game.....

We'll only start singing about Erling 2 years after he's left us for Real Madrid !

Oh, and please no Oasis suggestions zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[buckshot]

Maybe just keep it simple

This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
You signed Harry
We signed Erling Haaland
Eriling Haaland...

Or just

Haaland plays for City
United and their fans can eat a bag of dicks