A song for Erling...

[better dead than red]

Or Erling in the evening

Even better

 

[Jwoody19]

As seen in the Erling Haaland transfer thread, composed by yours truly this morning whilst sitting on the porcelain throne...

(tune is yankee doodle dandy)

Erling Haaland is a Blue
He gets the lads excited
Plays for City like his dad
And fucking hates united



Not stopped humming it all day. Please direct all compliments directly to me.

 

[Bluesiam]

It's gotta be the Yaya/Kolo song. As many have said, it can't stay as it is, but it's too good to lose

 

[IOWBlue]

to this tune....



I'm Erling Haaland, gunna rap for you
dreaming of scoring in this famous Blue
I'm here to win, win it all
Since a little kid it's been my call

and on to the viking horn tune

 

[Paul Moulden's Golden Balls]

To the tune of Eton Rifles - Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland.

 

[threespires]

To the tune of Eton Rifles - Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland.

But hasn't Egan-Riley got first dibs on that?

 

[malg]

Something to the tune of Nick Nack Paddy Whack....????

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

We ain't ever doing better than this, sorry.

Haaland, Haaland, snubbed Bayern & Real Madrid
Came to City, yes he did. Ha Ha Ha Haaland, Hey !

Haaland, Haaland, scores for City, what a Lad,
Hates Roy Keane just like his dad, Ha Ha Ha Haaland, Hey !

 

[ArdwickBlue_M12]

Erling Haaland is a blue, is a blue, is a blue, Erling Haaland is a blue, he plays for city

 

[Blue Smarties]

It's gotta be the Yaya/Kolo song. As many have said, it can't stay as it is, but it's too good to lose

If it’s announced today, I think this will get an airing tomorrow if we’re looking comfortable.