A song for Erling...

[EnzoMCFC]

Hes big
Hes bad
Hes better than his dad
Erling, Erling

 

[Del_Bosque]

deary me not the Yaya/Kolo song, it's had it's time.

His surname is one of the most easily rhymable i've seen, surely something half decent can get going.

That Delli Alli/Common People one would be great, and it was hardly ever used

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Some people get way too serious when these threads pop up, got called a cringe **** for having a go yesterday, which is like getting told to sit down & stop singing at a match, it’s a bit of fun! So what if some are cringey, don’t rhyme, nicked from somewhere else or just plain assed wrong, they make me laugh if nothing else…..anyway this is my effort based on Ain’t no sunshine, feel free to call me a cringe **** :)

Ain’t no sunshine where he’s from
he always scores when he’s away
Ain’t no sunshine where he’s from
But we’ll always sing this song
Any time he scores away

Wonder this time where he’s gone
Wonder if he’s gonna stay
We’ll still sing this song when he’s gone
The Etihad is still his home
Any time he scores away

Erling Erling Erling Erling (I know I know I know)

I read the first line and burst out laughing

 

[bada bing]

Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland, All Day Long, Erling Haaland

Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland, All Day Long, Erling Haaland

Wet Leg - Chaise Longue (Official Video) - YouTube

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Love all this creativity on here.

In reality, it’ll be something simple like

Oh, Erling Braut Haaland

to the KDB seven nation army chant.

 

[I'm Blue]

Got to be our version of this.
I don’t have the skills unfortunately but to anyone that does, try to keep the swearing out of it.
That way it’ll travel all the way round the ground and won’t be uncomfortable to sing in the family stand : )

 

[RayCTID]

Some people get way too serious when these threads pop up, got called a cringe **** for having a go yesterday, which is like getting told to sit down & stop singing at a match, it’s a bit of fun! So what if some are cringey, don’t rhyme, nicked from somewhere else or just plain assed wrong, they make me laugh if nothing else…..anyway this is my effort based on Ain’t no sunshine, feel free to call me a cringe **** :)

Ain’t no sunshine where he’s from
he always scores when he’s away
Ain’t no sunshine where he’s from
But we’ll always sing this song
Any time he scores away

Wonder this time where he’s gone
Wonder if he’s gonna stay
We’ll still sing this song when he’s gone
The Etihad is still his home
Any time he scores away

Erling Erling Erling Erling (I know I know I know)

Peters and Lee song springs to mind

 

[MadeOfStones]

Have u seen him play up front
He’s a massive fucking ****
He will score all of our goals
He’s got long blonde silky hair
Playing with him is unfair
He is city’s number 9
Our number 9

To the tune of she bangs the drums

 

[Keeper!]

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Keep it simple & get his dad in.........

Erling Haaland is a Blue, is a Blue, is a Blue,
Erling Haaland is a Blue, so is Alfie.