Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[Fordyboy46]

Fuck me, the media are absolutely rattled over this deal, especially the German and Spanish who have connections to Real and Bayern, not forgetting our own bitter pile of shite, namely all of them.
Will be absolute meltdown if we win the prem again, pmsl

 

[Vienna_70]

Well done, Nigel.

Keys' statistic is, as NdJ said, completely irrelevant, because Erling has not been bought to make passes; he’s coming to Etihad to put the ball in the net, after getting on the end of passes from Jack, Kevin, Phil, Raheem and the rest.

Richard Keys is a numpty!

 

[Vienna_70]

They’re all using BILD as their source though, which hasn’t been reliable on previous occasions. Either way, I’m confident after two seasons with us he won’t to leave.

Bild is the German equivalent of the Sun or Star.

I think that says it all.

 

[14aguero]

Well done, Nigel.

Keys' statistic is, as NdJ said, completely irrelevant, because Erling has not been bought to make passes; he’s coming to Etihad to put the ball in the net, after getting on the end of passes from Jack, Kevin, Phil, Raheem and the rest.

Richard Keys is a numpty!

I would like to know how Aguero performed in terms of statistics during Guardiola's second season. By then, Guardiola had him pressing just enough and dropping into the half space to initiate an offensive move just enough. That should be the benchmark.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Well done, Nigel.

Keys' statistic is, as NdJ said, completely irrelevant, because Erling has not been bought to make passes; he’s coming to Etihad to put the ball in the net, after getting on the end of passes from Jack, Kevin, Phil, Raheem and the rest.

Richard Keys is a numpty!

Gorilla handed numpty.

 

[cptaidan88]

Is it odd that he hasn't made any statement on the move?

1. He is still a Dortmund player and has a game on Saturday.

2. Our announcement said it was subject to agreeing personal terms, so there are still some i's to dot and t's to cross.

3. The club will want to announce it with some (most likely) cringey thing, then official interview.

 

[Vienna_70]

Ok, let's play their silly games. City can please slap a 500m pounds release clause on Haaland. Done!

Why not?

Doesn’t Vinicius jr. have a €1 billion release clause?

 

[dom]

Imagine if Haaland bags at the swamp next season....

And at Klanfield !

 

[vincent]

Anyone think he may be at the Villa game?

 

[Cricket Blue]

Richard Keys is a fucking idiot