Michael Owen

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

The idea that the old counties have been abolished is a myth. They have been removed as units of government but they still exist for certain purposes. For example, the Lord Lieutenants are still appointed to the old counties. The Lord Lieutenant of Lancashire is still the queen’s rep within the old boundaries, including Liverpool.

This is why I love bluemoon so much even after 15 years of browsing here is the unexpected posts such as is this. Everyday is a schoolday, even on a MOIAC thread.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

He needs a Jeremy Kyle DNA test! I wonder which of his Madrid team mates was banging his wife?

Can someone do a CSI Beswick and pinpoint 9 months before Owens kid was born, who Owen was playing for and get a list of his then teammates up?

 

[jimharri]

Cleaned up the thread a bit. It got shunted off the rails yesterday evening, for which I'm at fault as much as anyone. Apologies for that.

 

[Gray]

This is why I love bluemoon so much even after 15 years of browsing here is the unexpected posts such as is this. Everyday is a schoolday, even on a MOIAC thread.

And as I tell everybody and put it on my address - I live in CHESHIRE not bloody Trafford.

 

[itsnevereasy]

Can someone do a CSI Beswick and pinpoint 9 months before Owens kid was born, who Owen was playing for and get a list of his then teammates up?

So… DCI Easy has discovered (well googled) that he was at the dippers when she was born - May 2003, so early August 2002 is the time period… However no Spanish players in the dippers squad but we have someone who is Portuguese, step forward Mr Abel Xavier… who was sent out on loan in 2003, wonder if that loan was to try and keep dressing room harmony?

 

[Franny 1234]

He's a C-NT always will be especially after that last minute winner at the swamp. CTID

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Is he still having to work to allegedly pay off his debts which is how he allegedly got the gig in the first place. Let’s be honest, if he had to do a screen test or IQ test he wouldn’t be working. He has less knowledge of the game than the likes of Sue Smith or even Ralphie

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

He needs a Jeremy Kyle DNA test! I wonder which of his Madrid team mates was banging his wife?

Which of them wasn’t?

 

[Bluearmy]

Can someone do a CSI Beswick and pinpoint 9 months before Owens kid was born, who Owen was playing for and get a list of his then teammates up?

Still at Liverpool. Im goin with El Hadji Diouf

 

[Mr Fraser]

And as I tell everybody and put it on my address - I live in CHESHIRE not bloody Trafford.

Who do you pay council tax to?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

So… DCI Easy has discovered (well googled) that he was at the dippers when she was born - May 2003, so early August 2002 is the time period… However no Spanish players in the dippers squad but we have someone who is Portuguese, step forward Mr Abel Xavier… who was sent out on loan in 2003, wonder if that loan was to try and keep dressing room harmony?

A black man from Mozambique?

She looks very much like her sisters only with hair colouring and fake tan.

 

[Gray]

Who do you pay council tax to?

Stop it, you will make me ill.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

So his daughter sounds exactly like him, which means I'll have to watch love island mute this year.

 

[mrsprkl]

So his daughter sounds exactly like him, which means I'll have to watch love island mute this year.

Or not watch it at all and save your brain cells

 

[Blue Mist]

Cleaned up the thread a bit. It got shunted off the rails yesterday evening, for which I'm at fault as much as anyone. Apologies for that.

I thought that was the idea ? I am a self confessed derailer. Look at the Radio Times one.



ooops said to much.

 

[Ribble73]

That brilliant goal against Argentina in WC 1998 was fantastic but my God are we Paying for it now!

 

[jimharri]

I thought that was the idea ? I am a self confessed derailer. Look at the Radio Times one.



ooops said to much.

I bow to your expertise.....


Now, enjoy your time off.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

Owens Channel 4 pre-match analysis of Jared Bowen was a love letter to Mo Salah, and his midfield analysis of Declan Rice gave him an excuse to compare him to Stevie Gee.

He just can't help himself crowbarring a dipper player to anyone else.

 

[Blue Til Death]

The Anti terrorist squad should employ him, 10 minutes in a room with this **** rather than a waterboarding session and you would tell em anything they want to know ..!!
He’s no different than the rest of the rag and dipper pundits though, all world beaters at stating the blindingly, bleeding obvious

 

[Zubrman]

Can we not get him removed from the media like we did with Ronnie Irani?