United Thread - 2022/23

[Maly]

He’s got ball playing ability ???

Shhhhhhh. Don’t question anything. Fletch knows his stuff

 

[SPIDERBOY]

8th.

 

[youngbob]

Think they'll finish top 4 this year. Just.

 

[Shaggy]

Haha he’ll be playing the false 9 next

Absolute dross

Well Maguire has mastered the art of the false 5 already

 

[Semper aggressus]

Think they'll finish top 4 this year. Just.

I really hope not. The more years out of the CL the better. Would love to see them go the way of Sunderland, Sheffield Wed etc

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I’m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

Before the next Derby, Ten Bob says to Slabhead "Harry, I want you to play holding midfielder" & Slabhead replies"Sure boss. But which one should I hold? De Bruyne or Silva?"

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Think they'll finish top 4 this year. Just.

They will have to get 11. Ew players in to do that

 

[halfcenturyup]

They will have to get 11. Ew players in to do that

They already have 11 ew players and a fair few yuk ones too.

 

[WARBABY]

‘At the same time Fletcher has contacted the Manchester Ship Canal Company to provide some advanced techniques to Maguire, with the hope of improving both the size and speed of his turning circle’

Fit him with bow thrusters

 

[SWPISHOME]

Scummy red cunts!

 

[bluetonium]

I’m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

 

[Kippax77]

Think they'll finish top 4 this year. Just.

Do you live next door to Mike Riley?

 

[KentBlue]

I can't see them making top 4 next season, and that's not wishful thinking. They are a poor, extremely poor footballing team: In Magliar they have the very definition of a player promoted way beyond his abilities. Their whole defensive set up is below average for the Premier League, and in my view Slabhead is the poorest of them all - probably their worst player...and he's their captain.
Up the other end it was the Ladyboy's goals and his determination to win that got them as far as they did get, and of course the Alpaca pulled off some top notch saves to keep their goals-conceded column from being an embarrassment.

And if -as I suspect- they will not be throwing mega-bucks at yet another marquee signing, then I can see them struggling around the mid-table mark.

The rot has well and truly set in, and it is going to take a lot more than a change of management to stop it.

 

[Champions Again Ole Ole]

Owned by a man who plays a pub game

 

[big gaz]

'nited is a massive club and they deserve massive players. The man to fill the considerable gap left by poggy needs to be of the same calibre.

My sphincter control would give up the ghost if the rags managed to land deli Alli. Ticks all their essential criteria by being a dirty narcissistic **** with a high opinion of himself. Dicky Arnold Make this happen!

Bloody hell Aba, Springbank 10 yr is not good for you at 10 am matey ;-)
Still love the passion though.
One word sums those f**kers up SCUM.

 

[big gaz]

Imagine a defensive midfield partnership of Maguire and McTominay...

F**K off Stella on keyboard you t**t ;-)

 

[bakerdave76]

Owned by a man who plays a pub game

Beat me to it

 

[yeah whatever !!]

What pissed me off royally about that banner was nobody running their organisation ever criticised it.

When we had a tongue in cheek one of Tevez on the side of a building in central Manchester that knob Slur went apoplectic about it, what irony.

The red paint splatter showed just how much it got to them..poor luvs didnt know what was coming.
And dont get me started on the Theatre of dreams. A Theatre is full of actors pretending to be something theyre not...........Oh hang on !!

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

On 23 October, 2011, we made it the theatre of nightmares.

 

[bluetonium]

Have any of these journalists got the stomach to ask the knight of the dram how he feels now about his 'not in my lifetime ' comment?

Short sighted, blinded by arrogance or is he defying doctors expectations?