United Thread - 2022/23

[bluetonium]

I’m just going to leave this here, still can't stop laughing and I read it an hour ago, :-)

 

[Kippax77]

Think they'll finish top 4 this year. Just.

Do you live next door to Mike Riley?

 

[KentBlue]

I can't see them making top 4 next season, and that's not wishful thinking. They are a poor, extremely poor footballing team: In Magliar they have the very definition of a player promoted way beyond his abilities. Their whole defensive set up is below average for the Premier League, and in my view Slabhead is the poorest of them all - probably their worst player...and he's their captain.
Up the other end it was the Ladyboy's goals and his determination to win that got them as far as they did get, and of course the Alpaca pulled off some top notch saves to keep their goals-conceded column from being an embarrassment.

And if -as I suspect- they will not be throwing mega-bucks at yet another marquee signing, then I can see them struggling around the mid-table mark.

The rot has well and truly set in, and it is going to take a lot more than a change of management to stop it.

 

[Courtneyneild]

Owned by a man who plays a pub game

 

[big gaz]

'nited is a massive club and they deserve massive players. The man to fill the considerable gap left by poggy needs to be of the same calibre.

My sphincter control would give up the ghost if the rags managed to land deli Alli. Ticks all their essential criteria by being a dirty narcissistic **** with a high opinion of himself. Dicky Arnold Make this happen!

Bloody hell Aba, Springbank 10 yr is not good for you at 10 am matey ;-)
Still love the passion though.
One word sums those f**kers up SCUM.

 

[big gaz]

Imagine a defensive midfield partnership of Maguire and McTominay...

F**K off Stella on keyboard you t**t ;-)

 

[bakerdave76]

Owned by a man who plays a pub game

Beat me to it

 

[yeah whatever !!]

What pissed me off royally about that banner was nobody running their organisation ever criticised it.

When we had a tongue in cheek one of Tevez on the side of a building in central Manchester that knob Slur went apoplectic about it, what irony.

The red paint splatter showed just how much it got to them..poor luvs didnt know what was coming.
And dont get me started on the Theatre of dreams. A Theatre is full of actors pretending to be something theyre not...........Oh hang on !!

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

On 23 October, 2011, we made it the theatre of nightmares.

 

[bluetonium]

Have any of these journalists got the stomach to ask the knight of the dram how he feels now about his 'not in my lifetime ' comment?

Short sighted, blinded by arrogance or is he defying doctors expectations?