Michael Owen

[Captain Underpants]

This did make me chuckle when I saw it... Top response!!

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

Whilst falling asleep listening to his analysis today i think the cole nobbs owen format is a winner .

 

[bumbleblue]

she was the most coherent of all of them:
Nobbs over knobs!

 

[Vienna_70]

she was the most coherent of all of them:
Nobbs over knobs!

It’s not difficult, when the two you’re being compared to are Cashley and Michael boring Owen!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

He's a C-NT always will be especially after that last minute winner at the swamp. CTID

Was that the one scored in the 7th minute of injury time when there was 4 minutes awarded?

 

[Bantamgaz]

Was that the one scored in the 7th minute of injury time when there was 4 minutes awarded?

Rags and the media called it Fergie time the rest called it bent time

 

[moomey]

Michael Owen: NFT tweet deleted after Advertising Standards Authority contact
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61751366

 

[Gazza]

It’s not difficult, when the two you’re being compared to are Cashley and Michael boring Owen!

They nicknamed him 'Cashly' Cole because he had the audacity to leave a red shirt club and go to the 'new money' of Chelsea much in the same way they later victimised Sterling for the same heinous crime.

 

[Northerndave]

They nicknamed him 'Cashly' Cole because he had the audacity to leave a red shirt club and go to the 'new money' of Chelsea much in the same way they later victimised Sterling for the same heinous crime.

Thought it was because of this quote ?



How do you survive on £2.8m a year?

 

[Gazza]

Thought it was because of this quote ?



How do you survive on £2.8m a year?

It was, the amount that Arsenal (red shirts) offered him to stay, he turned it down for more at 'new money' Chelsea and got labelled Cashley Cole by the red top media.

 

[Bluearmy]

Owen probably thinks Love Island is a programme about people who love islands

Not anymore. His daughter tonight

 

[hello]

I once had an afternoon with the little **** in a large group 20-35 (not bad maths it just varied over the afternoon) and too be fair once the press were lost and he had a few although still a boring twat he wasn’t as much of a twat he portrays himself.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Not anymore. His daughter tonight

Some of the comments replying to his tweet tonight are brilliant.

 

[Barcon]

Some of the comments replying to his tweet tonight are brilliant.

Do they mention her piss flap hanging out?

 

[bonespost]

His daughter seen more semi’s than he has .

 

[wolviedinho]

Not anymore. His daughter tonight

You could dribble on those bouncy balls for 90 min no problem:-)

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Can we not put Kyle Walker in Love Island to keep his daughter company.

Better to put Michael Owen in prison and keep Benji company.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Not anymore. His daughter tonight

Did she name the Real Madrid player who is actually her dad last night?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Owen probably thinks Love Island is a programme about people who love islands

Better than knowing what it actually is I suppose.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Did she name the Real Madrid player who is actually her dad last night?

She definitely looks like him, the shape of the mouth and expressions, so bad luck on her.