United Thread - 2022/23

[roach3]

tbf to a few scum fans they get it, they dont want ronaldo or the old pisscan anywhere near the club
but theres still millions of em who idolise em both lol.
that club is going nowhere at warp speed.
while that fucker lurks around the club every manager will fail and long may it continue.

 

[ancoats]

anybody that says old piss can does not pull the strings at united any more, well just look at ronaldo today
the real reason is clear and until somebody at united grow some balls and say sorry just fuck off, then no new manager will work

fucking long live fergie

 

[KentBlue]

If Ten Fags has anything about him,pride,or belief then he should walk away.Then he keeps his reputation intact,if he doesn’t,then he is toast.

As far as the pisscan is concerned he IS the club. Nothing goes on there without his prior approval, and if he doesn't want something to happen it will not happen.

He'll be a permanent fixture at the swamp until he dies.

I like it.

 

[dadnlad]

anybody that says old piss can does not pull the strings at united any more, well just look at ronaldo today
the real reason is clear and until somebody at united grow some balls and say sorry just fuck off, then no new manager will work

fucking long live fergie

dont worry neil ashton working OT
just happend to be a board meeting at same time same venue how lucky was that

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If Ten Fags has anything about him,pride,or belief then he should walk away.Then he keeps his reputation intact,if he doesn’t,then he is toast.

He’ll want to preserve his payoff.

Thats why any manager goes there these days.

 

[bluesince76]

anybody that says old piss can does not pull the strings at united any more, well just look at ronaldo today
the real reason is clear and until somebody at united grow some balls and say sorry just fuck off, then no new manager will work

fucking long live fergie

Hope he's sat in the stand they named after him for another 20 years minimum. And never sees them win another title.

His legacy is already gone with the scousers back on their perch and taking the piss every time they play at the swamp and as for the noisy neighbours - never in his lifetime? There will be match going fans who've never seen them finish above us and hopefully there will be players before he kicks the whiskey bottle.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Welsby?

Ben...

 

[Grassland Blue]

The dipper loving twat that is Melissa Reddy has said the prancing pony has been keeping fit despite not having a preseason with the rags so it should not be a problem. How about bonding with his new team mates and sorting out tactics for the up coming season. Oh I forgot, they are a clueless rabble with no team spirit, no need to worry

New team mates you say....

 

[Nellies left peg]

New team mates you say....

He is the original one man team and thinks of nothing but his own personal achievements. I wouldn't have him if he agreed to play for nothing. Let's hope the rags can't shift him and they finish mid table or lower. SCUM

 

[Bluemoon115]

As far as the pisscan is concerned he IS the club. Nothing goes on there without his prior approval, and if he doesn't want something to happen it will not happen.

He'll be a permanent fixture at the swamp until he dies.

I like it.

I genuinely thought this summer was the end of this kind of thing.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[ancoats]

dont worry neil ashton working OT
just happend to be a board meeting at same time same venue how lucky was that

Again Fergie on the board is so wonderful knowing he's pulling the strings hahahaha
pep would have never gone to united knowing old piss can is in control of the day to day runnings

 

[ancoats]

nananananana
Fergie's at the wheel at the wheel Fergie's at the wheel
nananananana
Fergie's at the wheel at the wheel Fergie's at the wheel
nananananana
Fergie's at the wheel at the wheel Fergie's at the wheel

 

[Bluemoon115]

Please be true.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Please be true.

Surely not. Not even united could sink that low. An "interim loan" for a 37 year old.

 

[Bantamgaz]

They don’t get it regarding Fergie he in a nutshell created this mess in 2013 with the appointment of Moyes ............. you honestly believe that the top clubs in the PL would go after a man whose only claim to fame was doing ok with Everton ????
They would be out looking for the best ........ United didn’t and the root of all them problems started with Fergie insisting of Moyes ............. still hope he stays for as long as he lives with the damage he’s causing ........... I mean the Ronaldo situation last season just fooked them over again and the heart of it yet again ........ Fergie

 

[manimanc]

Please be true.

Walt Disney. The comedy channel. If you guys are watching then you need to sign these jokers up and quick before Billy Smarts Circus snaps them up.


Oh. My. Fuckin. Life.

 

[Bluemoon115]

They don’t get it regarding Fergie he in a nutshell created this mess in 2013 with the appointment of Moyes ............. you honestly believe that the top clubs in the PL would go after a man whose only claim to fame was doing ok with Everton ????
They would be out looking for the best ........ United didn’t and the root of all them problems started with Fergie insisting of Moyes ............. still hope he stays for as long as he lives with the damage he’s causing ........... I mean the Ronaldo situation last season just fooked them over again and the heart of it yet again ........ Fergie

They truly thought they had an empire that could have any old pisshead step up and carry it on.

I alluded before, I genuinely had thoughts the last few months that this was the summer where they start to get it right again.

Once again...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Blue Mist]

As the late, great Frank Sinatra once said
There ought to be clowns.
Send in the clowns.....

Don't bother they're here.

 

[discopop]

All part of the master plan

 

[LongsightM13]

If anyone lives near Chorlton and fancies a word…

Alternatively the Chorlton tram stop is 1min away from Electrik.

In any event, from what I’ve heard you might have to join a queue of his fellow red travellers who he has fallen out with online, mind