United Thread - 2022/23

[woody1968]

The RTs obsession with keeping Ronaldo reminds me of the film Misery - what are they going to do next, tie him to his own personal CR7 treatment bed and break his legs - can’t help but smile at that thought

 

[Falcao]

The RTs obsession with keeping Ronaldo reminds me of the film Misery - what are they going to do next, tie him to his own personal CR7 treatment bed and break his legs - can’t help but smile at that thought

Give him a personalised smart scarf.

 

[horlock_was_super]

The RTs obsession with keeping Ronaldo reminds me of the film Misery - what are they going to do next, tie him to his own personal CR7 treatment bed and break his legs - can’t help but smile at that thought

Nah I would prefer them to use the book version, she chopped his foot off!
He’d still be their best player though.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

To think, some people wanted ronaldo at city.

The guy is a prima Donna of the highest order.

I hope it brings the new manager as many problems as possible.

 

[big gaz]

Wouldn’t get a game for us now. ;)

It’s not as if he needs the money. We could probably cover a couple of hours of his rate. A month. More chance me becoming a Rangers fan. Or a blindfolded high wire skyscraper walker. Or a evangelical, unless I could be a Televangelist and I could fleece the moronic cunts. I’d be great, my hair is already divine, I’m halfway fucking there, let’s face it. All said and done, the truth is the truth. Unless it’s fake, obviously.

Ronnie on Buckfast and Irn Bru and half a bottle of Springbank 12 in Bairds bar, I would pay good money to see that :-)

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

I'm surprised at some of the comments on this thread. It's almost as though some City fans believe that the biggest club in the world are being held to ransom by a clapped our 37 year old. Surely we can't believe that.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I'm surprised at some of the comments on this thread. It's almost as though some City fans believe that the biggest club in the world are being held to ransom by a clapped our 37 year old. Surely we can't believe that.

They're being held to ransom by a piss-soaked hard shoulder shitter.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They're being held to ransom by a piss-soaked hard shoulder shitter.

Thing is the door is open to escape but they're too stupid/too scared to leave his side.

 

[Vienna_70]

Thing is the door is open to escape but they're too stupid/too scared to leave his side.

A great example of Stockholm syndrome.

 

[mac]

Keep the prick there for as long as possible I say, hoping him being unhappy and trying to force his way out of the ‘biggest ‘club’ in the world’ can only drag them down even further. Here’s hoping

I don't him, just so they up his wages.

 

[salford blue 62]

Scum,and to the wanker who mentioned Blues saying this were a bit sad.....they really are Scum.
You shithouse scummy rag.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Christ, so he wants to go and play for Sporting Lisbon over the rags? When it comes to the Messi, Ronaldo debate. Messi wouldn’t be missing from training trying to force a move, he didn’t want to leave Barcelona but knew he had to, to help the club. If Ronaldo wants to be seen as the best, really he should be getting his head down and helping a club that was prepared to pay him £500,000 a week build something under a new manager. There’s a reason Pep calls Messi the best he’s worked with and there is also a reason Pep didn’t want Ronaldo and the rags unfortunately for them are seeing that reason now.

 

[KentBlue]

The obsession the tabloids have with all things rag is awful. I'm convinced if I read the sports section of the S*n or Mirror today I'll end up knowing more about TenBob than even his own parents.

 

[blundellbluemoon]

Ha ha ha EZZA TEN FAGS don't know what he's let himself in for at the swamp.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I'm surprised at some of the comments on this thread. It's almost as though some City fans believe that the biggest club in the world are being held to ransom by a clapped our 37 year old. Surely we can't believe that.

All part of the masterplan.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The fucking state of these cunts.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I hope I didn't seem pessimistic in my last 2 posts, but man, I hate these fucking vermin.
Going to bed now.

Couldn’t you stay up a few more hours to despise them that bit more?

 

[threespires]

Couldn’t you stay up a few more hours to despise them that bit more?

There is still brain activity when we are sleeping and functions that come naturally to us like breathing still occur.

On that basis I think we can take it as a given that even when we are all asleep we are still despising them.

 

[horlock_was_super]

There is still brain activity when we are sleeping and functions that come naturally to us like breathing still occur.

On that basis I think we can take it as a given that even when we are all asleep we are still despising them.

So upon reading the science.
Not being arsed getting up on a Sunday is productive. Cool.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

The fucking state of these cunts.

25 years ago, we were just about to kick off our disastrous League 1 campaign under Alan Ball, while they were looking for their third consecutive PL title, having won the previous two, and laughing at us.

Now we're the ones looking for that third consecutive title and they're a laughing stock. Karma is, indeed, a fucking bitch.