United Thread - 2022/23

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Vienna_70 said:
It warms the cockles of the heart.

I never dreamt that we would again see the Trafford filth in such a mess.

Never has the maxim, "Nothing lasts forever' been more appropriate.

Long may it continue.
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I hear you V. Like you, I never thought I'd see them in a similar mess to the post Busby era, when O'Farrell and McGuinness were" at the wheel". That Ferguson (remember him?) era was grim. Them being good, and us being generally shite. Long may this current situation continue.
 
Sky sports had a special feature on before about them, with experts such as that kaveh knownowt telling us that it's all Ronaldo's fault. He had a clean slate and has blotted it again apparently by walking out before a friendly game had finished and he's ruined his chances of being part of this United squad. He now has a very serious choice, if he wants to get back on track and be a part of that United squad, because they're going places etc etc etc.

Not mentioning that he's very clearly said he doesn't want to be part of their squad this season, or the similarly unflattering words from Henderson about how the club have no clue or honour in abiding by their promises to players. Or the fact that they're being turned down more times than door to door religion sellers. In fact I'd imagine any Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on the old trafford office door will probably find themselves on £300k a week before they've even handed over the pamphlet.

Nope, it's all Ronaldo's fault. I mean, take the 20 goal striker out of that United squad and I'm sure all will be well, right? Rashford can bag that easily, Martial another ten, Giggs, Bobby Charlton...

Plus the dream team is already in place, even the most average players will be great. Poundshop Pep, Schteevie Maclaren and a return for 'ol Baconchops as an advisor.... This week on Corragnation Street, Cristiano's plane goes missing somewhere over the Bahamas, McTominay gets a new banjo, tensions rise as recovering alcoholics Alex and Steve get locked in the office with only a crate of Glenmorangie and a tactics board, and Joel denies he started the fire for insurance purposes. Guest starring Roland Rat and his extended family.

Ladies and gentlemen, we may stand on the brink of greatness. Should the last line of red defence, the referees, fail, Doth The Championship beckon? After City winning the league again, that's my joint second true wish for this season. Alongside Liverpool being declared a sovereign nation and being denied entry to the English Premier League.
 
OccupiedPalestineBlues said:
Coco says no, not on your Nelly.

He’s a professional and doesn’t welcome the suggested association.
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He was on his way by car to the swamp but when he got to Chester Rd both doors fell of, followed by the bonnet flying up and a burst of steam from the radiator. When he finally arrived he was met by another chap with a bright red nose.
 
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