A song for Erling...

Islands in the stream:


Haaland's in the team
Gonna be a star
Fucking lean and mean
How can we go wrong?
He chose Man City
He's king of the world
And they will all run for cover... ah ha
As Erling bangs in another... ah ha
Good effort this, it’s got legs, no Fannying around with 2-3 verses, no mention of the rags & dippers, no swearing (for the kids) instantly recognisable and easy to learn
 
How’d I miss that? Must of been my over enthusiastic response to your lyrical genius. Aaahhh F-it….if Haaland can say shit on tv why not, in fact if you can incorporate that I’ll anoint you as the winner and request thread closure & hand out the hymn sheets myself
I don't think it'll win an Ivor Novello
 
'The Vikings’ 1958 film, influenced a famous City song - still sang today -

Chant
https://youtu.be/WGNwCYrIvJE
Where it came from


He's a viking and it seems so are we...you couldn’t make it up
match made in valhalla - lol

use THIS theme tune and get his name in - he'd fuckin love it

That’s the one.
‘Haaland, Haaland, the best in all the land and all the world’
 
That’s the one!
‘Haaland, Haaland, the best in all the land and all the world’
Its a no brainer for me - at least the club should blast the film music out when he walks out on Sat at home. get yer horns out muckers ;-) lol
 
Haaland haaland

He's always been a city fan
guardiolas master plan
Ha ha ha haaland hey

haaland haaland

Hes a Viking from Norway
He'll take the piss on derby day

Ha ha ha haaland hey

Haaland haaland

Alfis kid is fucking class
On the end of Kevin's pass

Ha ha ha haaland hey
 
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland
Leaves defenders on the ground
Erling Haaland!

To the tune of "World shut your mouth" by Julian Cope
 
Bring on Saturday, let's sing 'em all!
gonna be cracking the flags
 
he's our Starman plays in blue and white
he likes to play for city cause united are fucking shite

he's our Starman plays in blue and white
he likes to score for city every single time

he's our Starman plays in blue and white
he told phil foden not to blow it
cause he knows it's our fucking time

let the blue boys boogie
let all the blue boys boogie

 
62 pages of ideas on here, and the best the City fans could come up with on Sunday at West Ham was "Haaland, Haaland, Haalnd!"

Followed by pissed up City fans with......

"Erling Haaland is a blue, he hates Munchens!"
 

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