Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[KS55]

Most of us blues would have prayed for devine intervention at one time or another

And he came to us in his earthly form of Philipus Nealus. Proves that prayer works.

 

[daveoswald]

Looks like Klopp, Dicky Mints Doppelganger is getting his excuses in early, they have a few injuries apparently, pretty much the same as us and the rest of the teams then.

 

[Vienna_70]

No such thing as god! Jesus likely never existed neither, just another made up story in the long line of religious personifications of the Sun.

Jihai?

;-)

 

[Protein Junkie]

A virgin in scouseland?

I’m sure there’s plenty of mileage in a Jesus born in Scouseland parody.

 

[55yr old teenager]

sAdEeo mAnE iZ tHe bEsT fOoTBaLleR iN tHe wOrLd

Why do you type like that? At my age it hurts my eyes to try and read it.

 

[fitzy blue]

A virgin in scouseland?

Verging on the ridiculous.

 

[NZBlue]

A virgin in scouseland?

Well they certainly won't find three wise men

 

[ZanteWeatherman]

During the Liverpool years of dominance their fans were praised in the media as the most knowledgeable, sporting fans in football ... until they started to lose. You only sing when you are winning was made for them, then they turn.

Other fans are expected to listen to YNWA in silent reverence when Liverpool fail to respect others. Their shameful history of violence and intimidation goes way beyond any other club including the rags.

Other English clubs have suffered from their legacy, not least from the ban in Europeans competitions. They do still have cheerleaders dominating the media along with the rags. No surprise that allegations never come to light of dirty tricks, underhand actions and financial threats and incentives to influence, compounded by a lack of transparency about their affairs. Both now cling to City's shirt tails to remain relevant.

Not all fans are bad but I go back to the Busby era and Liverpool are the worst by far and have been for most of the time.

And they boo the National Anthem FFS.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

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I like this one from rawk, its just,... so good and true.
Just popped in to say what a shower of cheating, horrible c*nts these are and no matter how many trophies they win, it's all built on cheating to a level we'll never truly know.

They absolutely robbed that league last year, crooked as fuck against Arsenal and Everton away with the referees, never let it be forgotten.

He’s going to be even more upset when he finds out I’ve already forgotten how we robbed it against Arsenal and Everton

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Six players nominated for the Ballon d'Or, including Darwin Nunez ffs. Guarantee he'd be nowhere near the list if he was still playing in Portugal. But one game for the dippers, and suddenly he's Ballon d'Or material.

 

[madloaf]

As ever on rawk no shame whatsoever. It's fair to say that littlewoods have benefited from far more dodgy decisions than us.

Its easy to develop an inferiority complex when youre inferior.

 

[gray740]

Well they certainly won't find three wise men

The gold frankincense and myrrh will be in a foil lined bag on its way to the estate boozer.

 

[Kamaro011]

Six players nominated for the Ballon d'Or, including Darwin Nunez ffs. Guarantee he'd be nowhere near the list if he was still playing in Portugal. But one game for the dippers, and suddenly he's Ballon d'Or material.

Think it based on his previous season just like Haaland nomination based on his Dortmund performance.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

As ever on rawk no shame whatsoever. It's fair to say that littlewoods have benefited from far more dodgy decisions than us.

They only won their 2 cups last year due to dodgy decisions disallowing goals against them, one-eyed pricks!

 

[Woody135]

Media and fans seem desperate for them to get midfield cover because of injuries to Thiago, Curtis Jones and Oxlade Chamberlain. Number one article on daily mail and liverpool twitter is full of it.

Despite having Fabinho, Keita, Henderson, Milner, Elliot, Carvalho fit and available. 3 of these on the bench ffs!

Their squad being labelled as thin is ridiculous. Theyre stacked and always have been and still not good enough over a league season

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Imagine though that they win the title... Headlines will be wow they did it with no midfield!

 

[Protein Junkie]

Well they certainly won't find three wise men

Mighty Reds could challenge “The Birth of Jesus” story at CAS.
And here’s why………

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Think it based on his previous season just like Haaland nomination based on his Dortmund performance.

I mean officially yeah. But I guarantee he wouldn't be nominated if he still played in Portugal. The last player from the Portuguese league to make the list was Joao Felix, coincidentally, the same season that he joined Atletico Madrid. The only time in the last 10 years that a player from the Portuguese league has made the longlist without first moving to a 'big club' was Rui Patricio in the season the Portugal won the Euros.

 

[bluenova]

I mean officially yeah. But I guarantee he wouldn't be nominated if he still played in Portugal. The last player from the Portuguese league to make the list was Joao Felix, coincidentally, the same season that he joined Atletico Madrid. The only time in the last 10 years that a player from the Portuguese league has made the longlist without first moving to a 'big club' was Rui Patricio in the season the Portugal won the Euros.

Totally agree - His record in Portugal was impressive, but nothing unusual.

He scored 34 goals last season, but at Benfica alone, in the last ten years the top scorer has had 30+ on six occasions. Nunez is only third in the list, and that's just at Benfica.

Looking at the list of Primeira Liga top scorers, over the last dozen or so years, throws up plenty of names with comparable scoring records, but not players you'd expect to see on any best in the world lists.

 

[jrb]

For any RAWK lurkers.

You mad f*ckers.

From the last page of the RAWK City thread.

Swiss Ramble is really good at presenting the finances but he does so in a very unquestioning way. I always wince when he refers to Man City's revenue as it's so ludicrous. He must surely know it's entirely fictitious but I don't think he sees himself as an investigator.

The way Haaland is managed seems ready made for the sportswashers and probably by design. His dad is clued up enough to know that, without massive rule changes, those clubs should dominate for the entirety of Erling's career and the biggest challenge they face is giving the illusion of the accounts adding up. Perfect then for the majority of the costs for the transfer to be opaque and open to being reported however the buying club likes. That, and the Haaland's becoming obscenely rich.

Note to the mad f*ckers.

City’s transfers and accounts are audited every season by UEFA(FFP) and the PL. Explain that one away you deluded, irrational, and clueless f*ckers!