Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[oakiecokie]

From RAWK....

We do not want to be playing catch up to these in the second half of the season once Haaland is properly settled in. Reckon we should be tapping De Bruyne up just to piss them off a bit. He's probably earning about 800 thousand a week on the sly but we could turn his head and cause a problem or two over there.

I think the word "deluded" springs to mind.

 

[mat]

Where's the Jürgen Klopp excuse generator?

 

[mat]

Nunez was just being affectionate ffs.

I'm printing off the t shirts to sell to dippers as we speak.

 

[inchy14]

Provoked??? Slapped arse ****.

 

[Trickyblues]

 

[City_Sean]

In all seriousness. That's a very bad start. With how competitive the league is you really can't afford to drop consecutive points to sides who will finish bottom half.

Massive pressure on them next weekend already.

 

[Bollo]

From RAWK....

We do not want to be playing catch up to these in the second half of the season once Haaland is properly settled in. Reckon we should be tapping De Bruyne up just to piss them off a bit. He's probably earning about 800 thousand a week on the sly but we could turn his head and cause a problem or two over there.

Meth is a terrible drug.

 

[oakiecokie]

This could give Liverpool the edge in the title race.
They have conceded goals at home and away so they won't be too shocked if it happens again. Meanwhile oil-money, state-owned City have yet to concede and we have no idea how they'll react when they do.
Can I have a job at the Echo please.

Fuck me until I read that last sentence I was on the verge of shouting "nurse,tablets for EL2" ;)

 

[ysmsa]

Here we go

Ha ha ha ha

Just seen it, he's looking right at him then butts him

Fucking Scousers,

 

[dublinblue12]

So Klopps going with Witchcraft for this weeks excuse, thats new

 

[fatha clark]

Klopp told Nunez about the shitty heavy metal football they play and he was clearly confused what head banging meant!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Ha ha ha ha

Just seen it, he's looking right at him then butts him

Fucking Scousers,

He tried to catch him with a back header seconds earlier.

 

[Champions again in 2012]

Klppety got spiky with the sky interviewer before the game. I bet the post match interview was a difficult watch

 

[paulchapo]

Ha ha ha ha

Just seen it, he's looking right at him then butts him

Fucking Scousers,

He butted him TWICE the blind bastard.

 

[Impeccable One]

This could give Liverpool the edge in the title race.
They have conceded goals at home and away so they won't be too shocked if it happens again. Meanwhile oil-money, state-owned City have yet to concede and we have no idea how they'll react when they do.
Can I have a job at the Echo please.

Wrong Thread [emoji16]

 

[feelymcfeel]

Klppety got spiky with the sky interviewer before the game. I bet the post match interview was a difficult watch

He blamed witches.

 

[Gus Fring]

They played so much better when Nunez went off, I thought when he was on they were far too one dimensional just lumping it towards him with no approach play. If they continue with that they’ll be a worse team for it.

 

[cheekybids]

No

Here we go

But but but……..

Yes he did “Butt” him.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Don't take the piss, they have had a difficult start to the season! 2 points is decent!

 

[East Level 2]

So Klopps going with Witchcraft for this weeks excuse, thats new

In fairness to Klipperty, some of the questions asked by interviewers are so fucking stupid, there's no reason he shouldn't reply in a similar vein.