Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Gogootz]

Here we go

It was too dark too he simply didn't see him standing right behind him as he turned

 

[Stoned Rose]

I missed Klippety's interview. What excuse did he come up with tonight?

A witch stole all their PEDs.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

From RAWK....

We do not want to be playing catch up to these in the second half of the season once Haaland is properly settled in. Reckon we should be tapping De Bruyne up just to piss them off a bit. He's probably earning about 800 thousand a week on the sly but we could turn his head and cause a problem or two over there.

Fuck it, let's hit up Klopp and put him in charge of making sure the Etihad never runs short of chips again.

 

[RayCTID]

Serves them right for getting too giddy in the Charity Shield game.

 

[BlueAnorak]

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Liverpool looking off the pace and pretty ordinary to me so far
Even in the community shield I thought we should have won comfortably had we taken our chances

Could it be the end of their golden period?

Also, am I the only one who doesn’t see the fuss in Harvey Elliott yet?

 

[55yr old teenager]

From RAWK....

We do not want to be playing catch up to these in the second half of the season once Haaland is properly settled in. Reckon we should be tapping De Bruyne up just to piss them off a bit. He's probably earning about 800 thousand a week on the sly but we could turn his head and cause a problem or two over there.

In his fucking deluded dreams!!!!

 

[Gogootz]

A witch is to blame this time

They'll have the most bestest witchfinder general in the whole world laaaaa in by the end of the week to sort it

 

[Stoned Rose]

I’ll tell you now, he’s shite.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Liverpool Echo

“Why Darwin Nunez being absolutely shite makes him a better signing than Erling Haaland”

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Where's the Jürgen Klopp excuse generator?

He wasn’t too bad tonight, think he was mainly feeling let down by his own player instead of finding something outside Liverpool’s control to blame for once.

 

[mat]

He wasn’t too bad tonight, think he was mainly feeling let down by his own player instead of finding something outside Liverpool’s control to blame for once.

I wonder how he'll react if they drop points next Monday?

 

[KS55]

Now every centre half know they can wind up Nunez. Nice.

Is Nunez a well known hot head?

 

[ysmsa]

 

[Semper aggressus]

So how long is that scouse **** going to be banned? Two games, or is a headbutt deemed worse than a bad foul, for example as it’s off the ball?

 

[Bollo]

Echo

”Why witches hold the key to Liverpool’s dominance.”

 

[Semper aggressus]

If they get beat by United then it's a genuine crisis.

This time yesterday I wanted the scouse twats to beat the rags about 6-0 and continue the humiliation. But now I think a rag win would actually be better.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[RayCTID]

A Song for Jurgen Klopp

 

[xmusampa]

Can anyone complete my song to the tune it started with a kiss by hot chocolate?
He blamed it on a witch.
Jurgen klopp really is a dick……………..