Joke thread

[knuckles]

Be, you will, Shirley?

Don't call me surely :)

 

[Xhavenjoe]

 

[Bill Walker]

Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife 'look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !'
Wife replies 'yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Bill Walker]

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife.
She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."

 

[LWashington]

Little Johnny takes home a new friend to meet his mum.
Johnny says, "Mum, this is my new friend Alan but we call him Nemo".
His mum asks, "Why do you call him Nemo ? Is it because he's good at swimming and hiding underwater? "
"No, it's because he's got a small orange cock!", replies Johnny.

 

[bornblueegg]

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife.
She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."

Giggsy

 

[bladdered]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife.
She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."

Hi Ryan, enjoy E wing

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Blue_eyes]

View attachment 53896

The irony being that their real group is actually EASIER!!!