Joke thread

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Last year I raised money for charity by sitting in a bath full of Indian food.
I won’t be doing that again in a curry.

@Psychedelic Casual

PC - you gave that a like? :-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

In the darkest of hours the Bluemoon joke thread keeps a candle burning in the window.....









That's not joke BTW, just a statement.



As you were.....

 

[Deleted member 77198]

@Psychedelic Casual

PC - you gave that a like? :-)

Haha, indeed!

 

[EastStandLower]

If you can think of a better fish joke.....let minnow.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

The fraud scoundle Robert Maxwell told his doctor he was going for a holiday on yacht.
Doctor advice was "Good idea, enjoy yourself but don't go overboard"

 

[Buckley Mug]

The fraud scoundle Robert Maxwell told his doctor he was going for a holiday on yacht.
Doctor advice was "Good idea, enjoy yourself but don't go overboard"

Because there is no football to watch lve ended up talking to the wife and she seems quite nice and apparently doesn't work at Woolworths any more

 

[Bill Walker]

If you can think of a better fish joke.....let minnow.

Scale it down mate.

 

[EastStandLower]

Scale it down mate.

You're Codding me, there's a thyme and Plaice for a post like that.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Scale it down mate.

This needs to fin ish now

 

[JRockBlues]

There's a school of thought that puns are just wasted effort in trying to get likes. Me, I'm having a whale of a time.