Joke thread

[bluebc]

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Took me a minute

 

[blue b4 the moon]

3 mins and I've given up.

 

[JRockBlues]

3 mins and I've given up.

Look at the T-shirt on the guy on the right.

 

[JASR]

Cue three pages of puns...

I wish people would just give it a rest

 

[LWashington]

Cue three pages of puns...

Just chalk it up to experience.

 

[LWashington]

On this day in 1982:

Omar Sharif's wife Ishotdar, was arrested in Harris County, Texas, after an officer stopped her for a routine namecheck.

 

[LWashington]

Look at the T-shirt on the guy on the right.

Would never have got that.

 

[Dicko69]

 

[blue44]

Would never have got that.

 

[roman totale]

Cue three pages of puns...

Well, that’s one way to frame it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Well, that’s one way to frame it.

Bridge too far that mate.

 

[LWashington]

Bridge too far that mate.

If he goes any further he'll be screwed.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If he goes any further he'll be screwed.

Or stunned.

 

[LWashington]

Or stunned.

And have to go for a nap.

 

[JRockBlues]

And have to go for a nap.

I'll pocket that one for later.

 

[LWashington]

I'll pocket that one for later.

I hope you follow through with that, a least it will cushion the blow.

 

[LWashington]

It's only been 10 minutes, but it seems a half century since the last snooker pun.

 

[Cellarite]

It's only been 10 minutes, but it seems a half century since the last snooker pun.

Is it that cruci(b)le to make these daft puns?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Sick of all these snooker jokes, I'm off to the potting shed for a rest

 

[mat]

I'm snookered