Joke thread

[dronefromsector7G]

Yeah, I liked it as well. But it's gone down faster than a lead balloon.

Me you and Kippaxian like it so there’s three

 

[Indaparkside]

Just watched a porno with the wife had the biggest erection I’ve ever had, I suppose you’d like a wank now she said I wouldn’t fucking mind.
I’ll be in the kitchen when you’ve finished

 

[BlueHammer85]

Just watched a porno with the wife had the biggest erection I’ve ever had, I suppose you’d like a wank now she said I wouldn’t fucking mind.
I’ll be in the kitchen when you’ve finished

aye

 

[183sash]

What’s the most common owl in the British Isles ?

the Teet owl

 

[Barcon]

I thought it was a great gag but it’s not getting much love it seems

I didn't get it when you said it and I don't get it now.

 

[jimharri]

I didn't get it when you said it and I don't get it now.

They (the Chuckle Brothers) were characters on childrens' TV back in the day. And their catchphrase was "to me, to you". Now, read the punchline to the gag back to yourself. "Oi, Two metre, you"

 

[birch villa]

I told this on the Covid joke thread.

oh and it’s two posts up from yours on this page too :-)

He's a panic buyer asda and aldi selfish twat

 

[dronefromsector7G]

They (the Chuckle Brothers) were characters on childrens' TV back in the day. And their catchphrase was "to me, to you". Now, read the punchline to the gag back to yourself. "Oi, Two metre, you"

He's Canadian, you’re wasting your time

 

[Barcon]

They (the Chuckle Brothers) were characters on childrens' TV back in the day. And their catchphrase was "to me, to you". Now, read the punchline to the gag back to yourself. "Oi, Two metre, you"

I thought the nevilles were the chuckle brothers.

 

[jimharri]

I thought the nevilles were the chuckle brothers.

They got that nickname from the TV show.