RadcliffeRick
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goalmole
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I didn't get it when you said it and I don't get it now.
It's not worth the exertion. Trust me.
oakiecokie
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I had to read that twice as I thought it said "its not worth the erection".It's not worth the exertion. Trust me.
goalmole
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That's funnier than the joke.I had to read that twice as I thought it said "its not worth the erection".
adelaideblue
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It was bring your Grandchild to bowls day at Payneham, so Grandad organised to take his beautiful 4-year old Grand Daughter to bowls so she could see what Grandad did when he went to the bowling club.
On the morning Grandad picked up the very excited little girl and off they went to the club.
When they got in the gate the excited little girl started peering around firstly at “A” Green, then “B” Green, then “C” Green, then she looked through the windows of the club house and started sobbing uncontrollably.
Grandad said to the little girl “Darling what’s wrong?”
The little girl replied “Grandad, I wanted to see all the clowns that you bowl with”
On the morning Grandad picked up the very excited little girl and off they went to the club.
When they got in the gate the excited little girl started peering around firstly at “A” Green, then “B” Green, then “C” Green, then she looked through the windows of the club house and started sobbing uncontrollably.
Grandad said to the little girl “Darling what’s wrong?”
The little girl replied “Grandad, I wanted to see all the clowns that you bowl with”
Young Couple needing time alone from their 8 year old son in the flat.
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their 8 year-old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation;
‘There’s a car being towed from the car park,’ he shouted.
‘An ambulance just drove past’
‘Looks like the Andersons have visitors,’ he called out.
‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’
‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’
‘Jason is on his skateboard!
After a few moments he announced, ‘The Coopers are having a shag!
Startled , his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’
‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.’
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their 8 year-old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation;
‘There’s a car being towed from the car park,’ he shouted.
‘An ambulance just drove past’
‘Looks like the Andersons have visitors,’ he called out.
‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’
‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’
‘Jason is on his skateboard!
After a few moments he announced, ‘The Coopers are having a shag!
Startled , his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’
‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.’
Ifwecouldjust.......
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The Boredom of Self Isolation.
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle , and hold a naked flame to the bottle base eventually it will get sucked inside.
If you did know this , and you know how to get it out.... please message me ..... urgently.
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle , and hold a naked flame to the bottle base eventually it will get sucked inside.
If you did know this , and you know how to get it out.... please message me ..... urgently.
sir baconface
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PM sent.The Boredom of Self Isolation.
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle , and hold a naked flame to the bottle base eventually it will get sucked inside.
If you did know this , and you know how to get it out.... please message me ..... urgently.
Ancient Citizen
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I passed a McDonald's, and a sign said ''All Day Breakfast.''
I thought, I've not got time for that.
I thought, I've not got time for that.
bluethrunthru
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Drunk fella goes into a Catholic church and goes straight into confessional. He is in there a few minutes, saying nothing, so the Priest the other side of the grille coughs and taps on the wooden wall.
The drunk replies " no use knocking mate there is no bog roll in this one either and I can't find the fucking flush ! "
The drunk replies " no use knocking mate there is no bog roll in this one either and I can't find the fucking flush ! "