Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

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KearsleyBlue said:
Calling Haaland ugly whilst being a supporter of a team that contains Luis Diaz...
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Agree.
The irony of a team that spend their days off down the salon, topping up tans, having hair highlights put in (Mo Salah) and all having their veneers polished.
That Bobby Firmiho as a face of a 60 yr old with the teeth of 10 yr old.
Very odd bunch
 
Kippax77 said:
Agree.
The irony of a team that spend their days off down the salon, topping up tans, having hair highlights put in (Mo Salah) and all having their veneers polished.
That Bobby Firmiho as a face of a 60 yr old with the teeth of 10 yr old.
Very odd bunch
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Yea I've seen the advert with their nivea moisturising cream yuk !
 
Nellies left peg said:
All Nivea products are banned in our house
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Same here anything associated with the dippers and rags is banned, drives my missus mad lol.
Bought me a nivea gift set at Christmas I took it straight down the charity shop lol she wasnt pleased !
 
give it to gordon said:
I hate the dippers.

I hate the club

I hate their fans.

I hate their victims attitude

I hate the way the press/media are scared of them

I hate the colour red

I hate that horrible squeaky accent ( evertonians are ok )

I hate them hacking our computers

I hate them attacking our team bus

I hate their over rated players

I hate their manager

I hate the way VAR and refs look after them.

I hate spitty ( how the hell did he keep his job )

I hate the scousewashing






I feel better now ;) morning blues !
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What tune is that sung to?
 
The perfect fumble said:
RAWK is off the scale.....

I hope he (Haaland) is crocked soon though, or lets hope he is saving those up for when we really need him to be.
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Let’s hope so, for the integrity of the league. If we do have an off season then Abu Dhabi Sportswash FC could win the league by 30 points this season.
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I hope that does happen. Only chance any groups of fans other than ours actually start to question how much Abu Dhabi FC have cheated to get to the postion they're in. We need a mass fan protest against these sportwashing ownerships, just like the Super League protests.
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If only Che Neville was against the sportswashers. He could get a protest riot off the ground by next weekend and be declaring a victory for football by the following Monday.
............

This is a good point.
Fans of other clubs haven’t even considered what the cheats have done to the game as they’ve been too focused on us not winning. No other club has even got anywhere near them in the last 5 years. I wonder how they would all feel if we fall back a bit and the Abu Dhabi regime are winning by 20-30 points every season.
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Nice tackle on Grealish today. Although not as high as Haaland’s against palace or his high feet against Dortmund when scoring. I guess Abu Dhabi play by different rules…
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Just seen that some Abu Dhabi fans were disrespectful of the silence for the queen today. No doubt they weren’t aware it was happening, just like when they did it at the FA cup semi final last season…
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I don't normally wish injuries on any player, but I'll happily make an exception for City. They collapsed in 19/20 when they lost Laporte, and I'd love to see them have a proper crisis (like ours in 2020/21), ideally with De Bruyne and Haaland. Then we can watch Pep cry to the media whilst his coaching abilities under pressure are fully exposed.
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It is strange how few injuries they actually get. Maybe it’s time to ditch the inhalers and hack the recipe for Pep’s magic juice.
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I'm proud of them. They've finally realised it's Abu Dhabi and not Saudi Arabia.
 
The perfect fumble said:
RAWK is off the scale.....

I hope he (Haaland) is crocked soon though, or lets hope he is saving those up for when we really need him to be.
..............

Let’s hope so, for the integrity of the league. If we do have an off season then Abu Dhabi Sportswash FC could win the league by 30 points this season.
..............

I hope that does happen. Only chance any groups of fans other than ours actually start to question how much Abu Dhabi FC have cheated to get to the postion they're in. We need a mass fan protest against these sportwashing ownerships, just like the Super League protests.
.............

If only Che Neville was against the sportswashers. He could get a protest riot off the ground by next weekend and be declaring a victory for football by the following Monday.
............

This is a good point.
Fans of other clubs haven’t even considered what the cheats have done to the game as they’ve been too focused on us not winning. No other club has even got anywhere near them in the last 5 years. I wonder how they would all feel if we fall back a bit and the Abu Dhabi regime are winning by 20-30 points every season.
.............

Nice tackle on Grealish today. Although not as high as Haaland’s against palace or his high feet against Dortmund when scoring. I guess Abu Dhabi play by different rules…
...................

Just seen that some Abu Dhabi fans were disrespectful of the silence for the queen today. No doubt they weren’t aware it was happening, just like when they did it at the FA cup semi final last season…
...................

I don't normally wish injuries on any player, but I'll happily make an exception for City. They collapsed in 19/20 when they lost Laporte, and I'd love to see them have a proper crisis (like ours in 2020/21), ideally with De Bruyne and Haaland. Then we can watch Pep cry to the media whilst his coaching abilities under pressure are fully exposed.
..................

It is strange how few injuries they actually get. Maybe it’s time to ditch the inhalers and hack the recipe for Pep’s magic juice.
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Utter fuckin weirdo’s
 
The perfect fumble said:
RAWK is off the scale.....

I hope he (Haaland) is crocked soon though, or lets hope he is saving those up for when we really need him to be.
..............

Let’s hope so, for the integrity of the league. If we do have an off season then Abu Dhabi Sportswash FC could win the league by 30 points this season.
..............

I hope that does happen. Only chance any groups of fans other than ours actually start to question how much Abu Dhabi FC have cheated to get to the postion they're in. We need a mass fan protest against these sportwashing ownerships, just like the Super League protests.
.............

If only Che Neville was against the sportswashers. He could get a protest riot off the ground by next weekend and be declaring a victory for football by the following Monday.
............

This is a good point.
Fans of other clubs haven’t even considered what the cheats have done to the game as they’ve been too focused on us not winning. No other club has even got anywhere near them in the last 5 years. I wonder how they would all feel if we fall back a bit and the Abu Dhabi regime are winning by 20-30 points every season.
.............

Nice tackle on Grealish today. Although not as high as Haaland’s against palace or his high feet against Dortmund when scoring. I guess Abu Dhabi play by different rules…
...................

Just seen that some Abu Dhabi fans were disrespectful of the silence for the queen today. No doubt they weren’t aware it was happening, just like when they did it at the FA cup semi final last season…
...................

I don't normally wish injuries on any player, but I'll happily make an exception for City. They collapsed in 19/20 when they lost Laporte, and I'd love to see them have a proper crisis (like ours in 2020/21), ideally with De Bruyne and Haaland. Then we can watch Pep cry to the media whilst his coaching abilities under pressure are fully exposed.
..................

It is strange how few injuries they actually get. Maybe it’s time to ditch the inhalers and hack the recipe for Pep’s magic juice.
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The second from the end is comedy gold. We’ve won the title two seasons in a row without a striker and De Bruyne regularly has 1/2 months off a season injured.

The last statement, we have La Porte, Walker and Phillips out. That’s 2 of our starting back 4…
 
The perfect fumble said:
RAWK is off the scale.....

I hope he (Haaland) is crocked soon though, or lets hope he is saving those up for when we really need him to be.
..............

Let’s hope so, for the integrity of the league. If we do have an off season then Abu Dhabi Sportswash FC could win the league by 30 points this season.
..............

I hope that does happen. Only chance any groups of fans other than ours actually start to question how much Abu Dhabi FC have cheated to get to the postion they're in. We need a mass fan protest against these sportwashing ownerships, just like the Super League protests.
.............

If only Che Neville was against the sportswashers. He could get a protest riot off the ground by next weekend and be declaring a victory for football by the following Monday.
............

This is a good point.
Fans of other clubs haven’t even considered what the cheats have done to the game as they’ve been too focused on us not winning. No other club has even got anywhere near them in the last 5 years. I wonder how they would all feel if we fall back a bit and the Abu Dhabi regime are winning by 20-30 points every season.
.............

Nice tackle on Grealish today. Although not as high as Haaland’s against palace or his high feet against Dortmund when scoring. I guess Abu Dhabi play by different rules…
...................

Just seen that some Abu Dhabi fans were disrespectful of the silence for the queen today. No doubt they weren’t aware it was happening, just like when they did it at the FA cup semi final last season…
...................

I don't normally wish injuries on any player, but I'll happily make an exception for City. They collapsed in 19/20 when they lost Laporte, and I'd love to see them have a proper crisis (like ours in 2020/21), ideally with De Bruyne and Haaland. Then we can watch Pep cry to the media whilst his coaching abilities under pressure are fully exposed.
..................

It is strange how few injuries they actually get. Maybe it’s time to ditch the inhalers and hack the recipe for Pep’s magic juice.
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Short memories….

Yanks out
Dubai in
 
The perfect fumble said:
RAWK is off the scale.....

I hope he (Haaland) is crocked soon though, or lets hope he is saving those up for when we really need him to be.
..............

Let’s hope so, for the integrity of the league. If we do have an off season then Abu Dhabi Sportswash FC could win the league by 30 points this season.
..............

I hope that does happen. Only chance any groups of fans other than ours actually start to question how much Abu Dhabi FC have cheated to get to the postion they're in. We need a mass fan protest against these sportwashing ownerships, just like the Super League protests.
.............

If only Che Neville was against the sportswashers. He could get a protest riot off the ground by next weekend and be declaring a victory for football by the following Monday.
............

This is a good point.
Fans of other clubs haven’t even considered what the cheats have done to the game as they’ve been too focused on us not winning. No other club has even got anywhere near them in the last 5 years. I wonder how they would all feel if we fall back a bit and the Abu Dhabi regime are winning by 20-30 points every season.
.............

Nice tackle on Grealish today. Although not as high as Haaland’s against palace or his high feet against Dortmund when scoring. I guess Abu Dhabi play by different rules…
...................

Just seen that some Abu Dhabi fans were disrespectful of the silence for the queen today. No doubt they weren’t aware it was happening, just like when they did it at the FA cup semi final last season…
...................

I don't normally wish injuries on any player, but I'll happily make an exception for City. They collapsed in 19/20 when they lost Laporte, and I'd love to see them have a proper crisis (like ours in 2020/21), ideally with De Bruyne and Haaland. Then we can watch Pep cry to the media whilst his coaching abilities under pressure are fully exposed.
..................

It is strange how few injuries they actually get. Maybe it’s time to ditch the inhalers and hack the recipe for Pep’s magic juice.
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An insight into the workings of the average Littlepool fan.
Wishing players injured etc.
The level of jealousy, hatred and bitterness is completely off the scale.
It's quite worrying really they actually walk around thinking this shit. We're lucky they didn't just attack the bus.
Very dangerous people.
 
Bill Walker said:
An insight into the workings of the average Littlepool fan.
Wishing players injured etc.
The level of jealousy, hatred and bitterness is completely off the scale.
It's quite worrying really they actually walk around thinking this shit. We're lucky they didn't just attack the bus.
Very dangerous people.
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If you grew up in Merseyside you’d end up hating the world too. It’s all the feral scruffs know.
 
The perfect fumble said:
RAWK is off the scale.....

I hope he (Haaland) is crocked soon though, or lets hope he is saving those up for when we really need him to be.
..............

Let’s hope so, for the integrity of the league. If we do have an off season then Abu Dhabi Sportswash FC could win the league by 30 points this season.
..............

I hope that does happen. Only chance any groups of fans other than ours actually start to question how much Abu Dhabi FC have cheated to get to the postion they're in. We need a mass fan protest against these sportwashing ownerships, just like the Super League protests.
.............

If only Che Neville was against the sportswashers. He could get a protest riot off the ground by next weekend and be declaring a victory for football by the following Monday.
............

This is a good point.
Fans of other clubs haven’t even considered what the cheats have done to the game as they’ve been too focused on us not winning. No other club has even got anywhere near them in the last 5 years. I wonder how they would all feel if we fall back a bit and the Abu Dhabi regime are winning by 20-30 points every season.
.............

Nice tackle on Grealish today. Although not as high as Haaland’s against palace or his high feet against Dortmund when scoring. I guess Abu Dhabi play by different rules…
...................

Just seen that some Abu Dhabi fans were disrespectful of the silence for the queen today. No doubt they weren’t aware it was happening, just like when they did it at the FA cup semi final last season…
...................

I don't normally wish injuries on any player, but I'll happily make an exception for City. They collapsed in 19/20 when they lost Laporte, and I'd love to see them have a proper crisis (like ours in 2020/21), ideally with De Bruyne and Haaland. Then we can watch Pep cry to the media whilst his coaching abilities under pressure are fully exposed.
..................

It is strange how few injuries they actually get. Maybe it’s time to ditch the inhalers and hack the recipe for Pep’s magic juice.
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You couldn't make that up if you tried.

It really puts our parody headline thread into prospective.

Fucking Freaks
 
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