Stupid little things that bug you

jonah62 said:
Cunts that use more than one parking space
Cunts on their phones via loudspeaker
Cunts that don’t return their shopping trolley and leave it in a car space
Cunts that take selfies
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Parking spaces that are really too small for the purpose. Hence dents and chips in your doors.
 
Really shit drivers, they also seem to have really shit cars.

I was doing 50mph on the snake pass which is the speed limit (for very good reason) and this ancient fiesta tried over taking, I put my foot down with a blind spot coming up and they barely struggled to over take me.
 
Barcon said:
Re: the knobheads that walk around like zombies on their phones. I love it when they are crossing the street and are completely oblivious to the fact that if it wasn't for me paying attention, they'd be dead.
I like to alert them to the fact by slipping my truck into neutral and stomping on the accelerator.
You can sometimes even get to see the colour drain from their face.
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I do that with the cocky school kids. Pretend to be looking away as they walk as slowly as possible whilst revving the car. They soon shift the little pricks!
 
Protein Junkie said:
Programmes prefixed Celebrity only to find out it’s a bunch of reality attention seeking twats who are famous for fuck all.
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Celebrity Come dine with me with one time Chelsea flower show finalist and Susan Boyles hairdresser.
 
Why NASA fuck about with rockets when launching into space.
Wasting millions of dollars in fuel.

Get the space shuttle to take off just like a plane, fly gradually upwards and straight but faster, the world is round so you will eventually just fly into space. Like Will Smith in Independence day.

Here’s where some smartarse tells me why it can’t be done - just remember that some pilots have flown to the edge of space but havent got the balls to go a bit higher and float about.

I would love to do that, but only Inner Space not Outer Space as i’m not missing the derby
 
Man-chester copperpot said:
Why NASA fuck about with rockets when launching into space.
Wasting millions of dollars in fuel.

Get the space shuttle to take off just like a plane, fly gradually upwards and straight but faster, the world is round so you will eventually just fly into space. Like Will Smith in Independence day.

Here’s where some smartarse tells me why it can’t be done - just remember that some pilots have flown to the edge of space but havent got the balls to go a bit higher and float about.

I would love to do that, but only Inner Space not Outer Space as i’m not missing the derby
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Just go in a balloon, this bloke got 24 miles up in a balloon:

 
Man-chester copperpot said:
Why NASA fuck about with rockets when launching into space.
Wasting millions of dollars in fuel.

Get the space shuttle to take off just like a plane, fly gradually upwards and straight but faster, the world is round so you will eventually just fly into space. Like Will Smith in Independence day.

Here’s where some smartarse tells me why it can’t be done - just remember that some pilots have flown to the edge of space but havent got the balls to go a bit higher and float about.

I would love to do that, but only Inner Space not Outer Space as i’m not missing the derby
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This had given me the urge to watch that Mitchell and Webb conspiracy compilation again for about the twentieth time.
 
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