The Conservative Party

[mancityvstoke]

Pantomime farce ...an expensive panto

 

[bluethrunthru]

PMSL

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Mourdant will be the next PM.

Trying to think like a Tory for my reasoning and the conclusion is;

"We might not win an election with her but we won't lose as badly because she's got a cracking pair of tits."

Worked for Jo Swinson…

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Didn’t know that cheers

It applies to children and step children as well as grand children.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Is this even more changes to the Budget?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Is this even more changes to the Budget?

Yes, they’ve brought forward the Halloween budget to today for some reason.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

It’s £325k per person, but in a married couple (not sure about civil partnerships etc) both you and your spouse can pass on 325k tax free so £750k in total. There is an additional relaxation per person of £125k if you pass your house onto your grandchildren, thus making a total of £1m.

the additional property allowance is £175K each not £125K, and it’s on estates of £2 million or less only. Applies to children, step children, adopted children and grand children.

 

[Octavian]

Mourdant will be the next PM.

Trying to think like a Tory for my reasoning and the conclusion is;

"We might not win an election with her but we won't lose as badly because she's got a cracking pair of tits."

Labour are no mugs in this field

 

[mat]

Labour are no mugs in this field

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A tit off in parliament?

Would increase ratings I suppose.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Labour are no mugs in this field

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She's got a couple of Boris's in there.

 

[Octavian]

A tit off in parliament?

Would increase ratings I suppose.

I’ll throw some funding in

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I hate every single one of those Conservative MPs happily cheering their party politics whilst they've totally and completly fucked up the country.

 

[Kompany Car]

the additional property allowance is £175K each not £125K, and it’s on estates of £2 million or less only. Applies to children, step children, adopted children and grand children.

Thanks for the clarification. It’s certainly a tax break for those who would be considered in the top few percent.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Gray]

Circumstances of the last few years have not helped and any party would have found things difficult. But bloody hell the Tories have made an absolute balls-up of the last few months.

They should call a general election ASAP.

 

[mat]

Fucking ****.

Asked why he's not reversed the bankers bonus cap. Replies "Because Bankers will pay in more tax."


He really thinks we're all fucking dumb.

 

[bluethrunthru]

is "lock step" the new "side by side" ?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

On the face of it, yes, but right now we have Hunt swanning around as de facto PM and Truss sitting in a bunker somewhere and that isn’t sustainable and every Tory MP knows it.

So, Truss resigns or is forced out, and then what? Another PM is coronated without going to the membership, and another Chancellor is appointed as we head to a world of pain with higher prices, higher mortgage rates, higher taxes and the axe taken to public services and public pay, because no matter who the next Tory PM/Chancellor combo is, it Is the markets who are running our economy.

There is literally, no world in which this situation can last. A Govt without authority or credibility and little public support is barely going to make to 2023 let alone 2024.

Military coup.
It’s the only way.

 

[mat]

Military coup.
It’s the only way.

Might as well add it to the list. Bit of guaranteed stability for a couple of years at least.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I can’t wait for the papers tomorrow. The greatest Tory budget forever has been ditched. Daily Heil, Express, Sun, Torygraph etc will all be a really good read in the morning. I almost wish I read them just for tomorrow.