Stupid little things that bug you

slow walkers. Just went shopping and it was like an episode of the walking dead. Did my head in
You wouldnt have liked it Benidorm this last week. If they werent slow walking they were limping or in one of those fucking hired lazy **** sit on things, all travelling across a perfectly flat and straight shiny promenade at the same time
 
Saw this guy on the tram today, he had a streaming cold, stood holding onto one of the vertical bars.
He took his hand off the bar and wiped snot off his nose with the back of his hand, then put his hand back on the bar.
Thereby infecting the bar for future users and transferring germs to his own nose from the bar.

My missus was an Opthalmic nurse with a secondary role of Infection control nurse. She is always pointing things out to me, like how people transfer bugs to each other. (public toilets are really a no go area) :)
Covid was an especially painful time (still is).
 
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Saw this guy on the tram today, he had a streaming cold, stood holding onto one of the vertical bars.
He took his hand off the bar and wiped snot off his nose with the back of his hand, then put his hand back on the bar.
Thereby infecting the bar for future users and transferring germs to his own nose to the bar.

My missus was an Opthalmic nurse with a secondary role of Infection control nurse. She is always pointing things out to me, like how people transfer bugs to each other. (public toilets are really a no go area) :)
Covid was an especially painful time (still is).
I have very bad anxiety when it comes to things like this, I had numerous trips to the doctor over the years because my skin was peeling off my hands because of excessive hand washing. Some seriously dirty bastards out there!

A lad I work with is a proper filthy ****, We don't get on at all because of it. He always picking his nose and touching things, never washes his hands after the toilet and then a break time touches the tea bags and milk ect it turns my stomach...I threw a bowl of spaghetti hoops at him months ago (lucky for him the missed him and the bowl smashed against the wall). I put my hoops in the microwave and went the bathroom whilst they were heating (I washed my hands) and went back into the canteen...he had my bowl in his hand with his thumb slightly in the hoops...I went fucking mental. Dirty bastard.
 
I have very bad anxiety when it comes to things like this, I had numerous trips to the doctor over the years because my skin was peeling off my hands because of excessive hand washing. Some seriously dirty bastards out there!

A lad I work with is a proper filthy ****, We don't get on at all because of it. He always picking his nose and touching things, never washes his hands after the toilet and then a break time touches the tea bags and milk ect it turns my stomach...I threw a bowl of spaghetti hoops at him months ago (lucky for him the missed him and the bowl smashed against the wall). I put my hoops in the microwave and went the bathroom whilst they were heating (I washed my hands) and went back into the canteen...he had my bowl in his hand with his thumb slightly in the hoops...I went fucking mental. Dirty bastard.
My missus would love him hahaha

When getting off or on the tram I'm the only guy who uses his elbow to press the door button. everybody else uses their thumb..... (probably a thousand other people have touched that button by afternoon). Then they touch their phone !!
 
My missus would love him hahaha

When getting off or on the tram I'm the only guy who uses his elbow to press the door button. everybody else uses their thumb..... (probably a thousand other people have touched that button by afternoon). Then they touch their phone !!
Hahaha I'm the same I use my elbow even for opening doors I use my elbow to push the handle down. The amount of people you see touching those buttons and using their phone or even eating food after it is crazy. Then they wonder why they are not feeling well!
 
Hahaha I'm the same I use my elbow even for opening doors I use my elbow to push the handle down. The amount of people you see touching those buttons and using their phone or even eating food after it is crazy. Then they wonder why they are not feeling well!
When our eldest son was little (about 5) he got invited to a birthday party at the Great American Ice Creamery.
Anyway, they brought this big steel trough out full of ice cream, all the kids were given a spoon to dig in, after 15 minutes it was a disgusting liquidy mess and kids were still dipping in, sharing each other's saliva haha.

Wife went fucking mental and got that practice stopped.
 
My missus would love him hahaha

When getting off or on the tram I'm the only guy who uses his elbow to press the door button. everybody else uses their thumb..... (probably a thousand other people have touched that button by afternoon). Then they touch their phone !!
I would argue that contact with objects is actually good as it helps build the immune system. Since Covid people have become so frightened it cannot be good for us in the long run.
 
Fucking germaphobes. When I was a kid I would pick up chewed up bubble gum off the rd and eat it. Usually had tyre tracks in it and I had to pick out the bits of stones.
We are becoming frightened of everything. Mrs Mist constantly gels her hands with sanitiser, me I just get on with life. Germs don't harm you like people want you to believe (especially those that work for Domestos)
 
Fucking germaphobes. When I was a kid I would pick up chewed up bubble gum off the rd and eat it. Usually had tyre tracks in it and I had to pick out the bits of stones.
No shit, being made to eat dirt by my older brother, all the other shit that we'd get into. Any time I see a perfect work shop tells me nothing is getting done there, I've always got twenty projects going on in my head, it can get frustrating at times I guess
 
We are becoming frightened of everything. Mrs Mist constantly gels her hands with sanitiser, me I just get on with life. Germs don't harm you like people want you to believe (especially those that work for Domestos)
So do you wash your hands after shitting & pissing Misty ?

True a lot of germs don't harm you but touching push buttons and handles on public transport is a great way of catching colds and flu. I've never gone so long without either since I started being more careful
 
Roadworks, namely when two lanes go down to one. You are entitled to drive all the way up to the point where the lane closure starts , there isn’t a 100 yard no go zone before it , that bit is before the roadworks and open. Also the bellend who’s in the lane that remains open but drives half his vehicle in the lane that closes ahead preventing drivers getting past
 
So do you wash your hands after shitting & pissing Misty ?

True a lot of germs don't harm you but touching push buttons and handles on public transport is a great way of catching colds and flu. I've never gone so long without either since I started being more careful
Yes of course I wash my hands after a shit or piss. That is sensible, being so frightened of touching things isn't. I rarely have colds or other illnesses and I put that down to acting normally. I touch handrails the lot. Your body needs germs to produce immunity.

The only place I avoid is the bar in the Grey Horse, well you do have to take some precautions.
 
My missus would love him hahaha

When getting off or on the tram I'm the only guy who uses his elbow to press the door button. everybody else uses their thumb..... (probably a thousand other people have touched that button by afternoon). Then they touch their phone !!
Haha, I use me knee or hip on the Met, I don’t half get some funny looks!
 

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